Thanks to LinkedIn, I've discovered that a certain Polytubby...

[Elok]

He fell victim to the cannibals I'm afraid

Most parts of Africa are no longer cannibalistic, due largely to the present overabundance of corpses. What with all the civil wars here and the atrocities there, people are more common than pork, and they're sick of it. Now you know.

[Provost Harrison]

Of course...are they just sticking to the chilled monkey brain diet from now on?

[Dauphin]

B&J's Chunky Monkey.

[Provost Harrison]

All this good Brazilian food is turning me into a chunky monkey! So Dauphin, fancy restarting the gym come January?

[dannubis]

Most parts of Africa are no longer cannibalistic, due largely to the present overabundance of corpses. What with all the civil wars here and the atrocities there, people are more common than pork, and they're sick of it. Now you know.

Wouldn't that still be cannibalism ?

[duke o' york]

Only if the pork is long enough...