Mayhaps this be the funniest thing I e'er read, verily.

[Boris Godunov]

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/12/...es_in_crap.php

I almost burst my chausses.

Guy, is Galnemer in need of a mentor?

[Provost Harrison]

Meh.

[DaShi]

They don't make chausses like they used to.

[Boris Godunov]

I think "Unicorn Vengeance" would be a good band name. Or maybe "Sexy Yoda."

[Provost Harrison]

I don't get the humour of you arty types.

[Guynemer]

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/12/...es_in_crap.php

I almost burst my chausses.

Guy, is Galnemer in need of a mentor?

Heaven forfend, ye ghastly bumwhistle.

[Boris Godunov]

Nay? Then I'm off to imbibe some liquor before bursting my chausses and falling back bonelessly into some hay.

[Kuciwalker]

Boris, have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Guynemer]

:scanners head explosion:


We really ought to have that as a smiley.

[Asher]

Verily, verily, verily, life is but a dream

[Barnabas]

That is porn for women, for me a woman with a big collection of "romantic books" of that kind is basically someone addicted to porn.

I had a friend whose mother had lots of those books, and her husband didn't mind, perhaps because he never tried reading on of them.

Once, I read like ten pages of one of those books, from a woman who was right next to me on the subway, it was about archeologists in Tunicia, and the sex scenes were description of the body of the male, her getting grabbed, and feeling wet inside at the end.

[Barnabas]

I am reading the Dangerous Dana review and I find the prose fascinating.

[Cort Haus]

Nay? Then I'm off to imbibe some liquor ....

You mean "Off to imbibe some liquor am I..."

[Al B. Sure!]

That is porn for women, for me a woman with a big collection of "romantic books" of that kind is basically someone addicted to porn.

I had a friend whose mother had lots of those books, and her husband didn't mind, perhaps because he never tried reading on of them.

Once, I read like ten pages of one of those books, from a woman who was right next to me on the subway, it was about archeologists in Tunicia, and the sex scenes were description of the body of the male, her getting grabbed, and feeling wet inside at the end.

Do you normally leer over and read the books women sitting next to you read... 10 pages? Really? I doubt you were subtle for 10 pages.

[Traianvs]

I am reading the Dangerous Dana review and I find the prose fascinating.

This one's mind-boggling: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2010/09/a_ussovietalien.php#more

Here are his finest "conspiracy facts":


•"Gerald Ford was a 33rd degree Freemason, a member of the C.F.R. and the Bilderbergers, and was and is a brutal pedophile."
•"The Illuminati established their American branch one month before the colonists declared their independence in 1776."
•"[Eleanor] Roosevelt and Hillary [Clinton] both appear to come from major drug-running families!!"
•"J.F.K. was killed because he had informed MJ-12 that he intended to reveal the presence of aliens to the American people (and not with the lies that NBC TV is showing with Dark Skies."
•"The bitter winter of 1977-1978 in America, with its killer storms, was Weather Warfare controlled partly by Russian Cosmospheres and partly by our own Coastal Grid System. And it just happened to coincide with the efforts of a major gas lobby in Washington to de-regulate natural gas prices!!"
•"Carefully left out of the King James Bible is any reference to reincarnation, but included was the idea that Jesus died for our sins and that he will save us. And the masses eat it up like lambs to the slaughter."
•"The Global Controllers have been busy working on a plan which they call the Global Plan 2000, which indicates the year by which they fully intend to have the world enslaved unto them and operating under their One World Government."
•"The Bolsheviks were not initially in control of the U.S. Government under the Reagan Administration. That changed, however, and they were back in control by December of 1981."
•"How many of the multitudes appear to believe that a 9 to 5 job is the way to go, with a beer in front of the TV in the evening , and sports programs on Sunday afternoons? Sounds a lot like the Roman Empire before the collapse, don't you think?"
•"When we finally actually enter the Photon Belt, we will feel a slight jolt or shock, similar to putting your finger in a light socket. In that instant you will have changed from a Corporeal person to an Atmospherean person, if your body can make the change. If you cannot, no need to worry, it's guaranteed to be interesting no matter what happens."


And here's his wildest idea of all:
"This book could well be an important new textbook for all high schools in America."