Can you endure my playlist of pain?

[Alpha Protocol]

Can you endure my epic playlist? Please watch them all and let me know what you think:

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=B82E41452013472C

Note: That's not me. But that's one lucky guy, he's got one hell of a hot girlfriend. Also, another guy on YouTube offered the girl $300 if she would kick and knee him in the balls as long as he wanted.

[Asher]

No.

[Alpha Protocol]

No.

You joined in 1999? I didn't know vBulletin existed in 1999.

[Asher]

It didn't.

Was UBB, I think.

[Alpha Protocol]

It didn't.

Was UBB, I think.

You don't remember?

[ColdWizard]

He's old.

[Asher]

I do remember it was UBB. I may not remember correctly.

Back in 1998 I was writing proprietary forum software in ColdFusion for another civ site...

[Alpha Protocol]

I do remember it was UBB. I may not remember correctly.

Back in 1998 I was writing proprietary forum software in ColdFusion for another civ site...

CivFanatics? And what's ColdFusion? And it says you joined in 1999?

[Asher]

I joined here in 1999, yes.

And it was a site that's no longer around.

[Provost Harrison]

You said you were emo, so there is no goddamn chance I am going to listen to your playlist!

[giblets]

I don't understand why you would want to make 12 videos of a woman kicking your balls.

[Alpha Protocol]

You said you were emo, so there is no goddamn chance I am going to listen to your playlist!

Oh it's not music.

[Alpha Protocol]

I don't understand why you would want to make 12 videos of a woman kicking your balls.

13 videos, but that's not me. Though I wish it was, because look at his girlfriend, it would be worth a kick or two here and there to be with a girl that hot.

[Alpha Protocol]

I joined here in 1999, yes.

And it was a site that's no longer around.

So basically CivFanatics? :P

[Asher]

Far as I know, CivFanatics still exists as a daycare for the mentally disabled.