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  • Unofficial Babe Thread VII (no photographs allowed)

    We've already had six threads for photographs of babes, but what about the works of ink, paint and marble? For several thousand years that was the only way to preserve an image of beauty.

    Rules:
    1. No photographs.
    That's what the other threads are for. Paintings and sculpture is what I want to see in this thread.

    2. No anime or vector babes.
    I want to see some art, not fetish fuel. (This doesn't mean I wouldn't lust after Mei-Fa from Cowboy Bebop or Hikari Horaki from NGE if I was a cartoon chaarcter.)

    3. If you want to show a classical nude, please choose one you wouldn't usher your kids past while covering their eyes.
    Rokeby Venus is fine, L'Origine du monde is not. WWII pin-up is fine. Usually.

    4. No image attachments, hotlinking

    5. No images wider than 1000 px, please

    6. No dicking around
    Please follow the spirit of the rules, not necessarily their letter. Just keep on topic and don't post Tijuana bibles and Gadget porn.

    And now, the image that made me start this thread:

    Look at her shameless eyes. I'd spank her with that T-square and plow her Jewish ass like the virgin steppe of Kazakhstan.
    Graffiti in a public toilet
    Do not require skill or wit
    Among the **** we all are poets
    Among the poets we are ****.

  • #2
    This is going to end badly.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      What are you talking about rah? This is obviously the best idea ever
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #4





        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Zenobia's last look at Palmyra

          Blogger is a blog publishing tool from Google for easily sharing your thoughts with the world. Blogger makes it simple to post text, photos and video onto your personal or team blog.


          I rather like this painting. I have not posted pictures before. How do I post the picture in the attached link into this thread?

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          • #6
            So far they have all been photographs of paintings. Cheats!
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #7
              Probably why there is rule #6
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #8
                I thought that was a homophobic clause.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #9
                  (.)(.)
                  or
                  ( . )( . )

                  That's pretty much it.
                  Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                  '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                  • #10
                    ( o Y o )
                    Indifference is Bliss

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                    • #11
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        that first one looked like Lizzie Borden after she whacked someone

                        allegedly

                        how about some of the Heavy Metal babes?

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                        • #13
                          APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                          • #14


                            I'm sorry but Perfection's post made me laugh. I know, I know, don't encourage him but still.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post


                              I'm sorry but Perfection's post made me laugh. I know, I know, don't encourage him but still.
                              Thanks for the vote of confidence
                              APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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