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  • Is This Obama's Pretzel?

    Or his Katrina? Or his 9/11? Or his whatever other nonsense the media will make up to have a dozen pundits comment pointlessly on this?




    November 26, 2010
    Obama Gets 12 Stitches in Lip
    By HELENE COOPER
    WASHINGTON — President Obama had to get 12 stitches in his lip after getting a blow from an opponent’s elbow during a basketball game Friday morning, White House officials said.

    “After being inadvertently hit with an opposing player’s elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family, the president received 12 stitches today administered by the White House medical unit,” the press secretary, Robert Gibbs said in a statement. “They were done in the doctor’s office located on the ground floor of the White House.”

    A second White House statement, a couple of hours later, said that Mr. Obama was injured when another player turned into the president, “who was playing defense, to take a shot when the elbow hit the president in the mouth.”

    That statement did not name the player responsible for the elbow, but it listed several players who were not: Mr. Obama’s nephew Avery Robinson; Reggie Love, an Obama aide who played basketball for Duke University, and Education Secretary Arne Duncan.

    Maybe Michelle Obama’s brother, Craig Robinson, the basketball coach at Oregon State University? Mr. Obama was, after all, according to the initial pool report, playing with “members of his family.”

    In any event, Mr. Obama was never knocked out completely, so to speak, so Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. was not required to step up to the top spot.

    The White House said Mr. Obama was given a local anesthetic while receiving the stitches. The stitches were made with a smaller filament than is typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and results in a smaller scar.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

  • #2
    12 stitches? Sounds a lot. I bet the wounded on The Somme got less treatment than that.

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    • #3
      Sounds like an attempted assassination to me. Hope they shot the would-be elbow-killer.

      But then why didn't Obama use his self-healing powers???

      Anyway overall I don't think presidents should be playing games or having any spare time at all when the economy is down and wars are going on!!! They weren't elected to have fun
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      • #4
        All work and no play would make Jack...an even duller boy?
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        • #5
          Way more badass than a pretzel.
          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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          • #6
            What's badass about getting elbowed in the face?

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            • #7
              Relative to a pretzel.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                He was probably showing off and trying to swallow something whole like a true redneck...
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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