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I am Fartacus!
Just let a nice eggy one rip right now - a real cheek trembler! 
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Well, next time keep your mouth shut and pinch your nose - then noone will notice
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Where's the fun if no one can share your farty goodness...?
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Isn't it strange that your own farts smell nice but everyone else's smell terrible...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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