Is there any website more evil than Amazon?

[Asher]

I'm pretty sure I've earned more money in my life than you currently have saved.

Very highly unlikely, given the occupations and time spent masturbating all day sans job.

[Al B. Sure!]

Although you're also gay. Gay people are always rich. You ever see a poor gay guy? No. They don't have any women to spend money on

[Al B. Sure!]

Very highly unlikely, given the occupations and time spent masturbating all day sans job.

I am positive that the sum of my incomes over several years exceeds whatever you have saved up.

[Asher]

Although you're also gay. Gay people are always rich. You ever see a poor gay guy? No. They don't have any women to spend money on

It's true. Gay people have much higher salaries on average. (Don't bother refuting this with the tired arguments about how lower-class gays are closeted, blah!)

My SO is also an insane penny-pincher and is a professional engineer. No net drain on the wallet there.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's true. Gay people have much higher salaries on average. (Don't bother refuting this with the tired arguments about how lower-class gays are closeted, blah!)

My SO is also an insane penny-pincher and is a professional engineer. No net drain on the wallet there.

Men that aren't Asher and aren't compelled to buy crap

[giblets]

If nobody bought crap, the economy would collapse. Men that buy crap

[Asher]

I am positive that the sum of my incomes over several years exceeds whatever you have saved up.

And I'm telling you now, it's highly unlikely.

Consider that I've been making money far in excess of minimum wage since I was in 10th grade (sidgames.com during the dot-com craze, side projects for small businesses), I had virtually no expenses for the vast majority of my years in university, and I've had a very well paying job consistently for 4 years since graduation.

[Al B. Sure!]

You pay a crapload in rent and ****.

You'd have to have at least $140K saved up. We're talking about many years worth of combined income. Even if the annual income is small, over several years, it'll be fairly significant. You really have over $140K saved up?

[Asher]

You pay a crapload in rent and ****.

It's not a crapload, it's quite reasonable. Especially when it's shared between two people making professional incomes.

You'd have to have at least $140K saved up. We're talking about many years worth of combined income. Even if the annual income is small, over several years, it'll be fairly significant. You really have over $140K saved up?

There's no way you made $140k so far in your life as a Marine failure and fast food manager.

[Al B. Sure!]

Huh? Average of $20K/year from ages 18-25 is $140K. How is it no way? We're talking 7 years worth of income here. Made less the first 2 years (and this year ) but more all the other years.

[Asher]

You made an average of $20K/year after taxes for 7 years?

[Asher]

If so, then yes, you made more over 7 years than I currently have saved up.

I'm currently at 80k saved up, myself. My SO has something like 35k so far (he's 3 years younger).

[Al B. Sure!]

Well we didn't make it clear it was after-taxes. A bit less after-taxes but not by that much considering relatively low tax bracket.

Would you like me to submit my 1040A's for your examination?

[Asher]

Well we didn't make it clear it was after-taxes.

It should be pretty clear that when I said how much YOU earned, it was after taxes.

I'm not interested in how much the government earned.

Would you like me to submit my 1040A's for your examination?

Yes.

[Al B. Sure!]

Proved Asher wrong. But need to edit away tax info.

I paid less in taxes with Obama than Bush