I am Argus

[Egbert]

Could you maybe go back to being Argus? I liked him better.

Motion seconded.

[Guynemer]

Chances of your IQ being higher than mine Guynemer are slim and none.

Chances of someone bragging about their high IQ having a tiny penis and a generally miserable life are high and certain.

[Provost Harrison]

Chances of your IQ being higher than mine Guynemer are slim and none.

That's Dr Guynemer to you.

[DriXnaK]

I don't really care if he's some GP pediatrician. I have far more respect for the KHs and Ashers of this forum. Maybe if he was a surgeon or something, but he's not.

As far as me being Argus, I don't see the point. I come on here to talk trash and kill some time for the most part. The whole fun of Argus was playing the part, but you guys weren't able to catch on to anything and it was boring for the most part. It's a good thing I decided to create such an off the wall and direct caricature because otherwise I'd probably have given up very early due to the lack of response.

[giblets]

A tennis instructor talking down to a doctor

[DaShi]

That Argus is considered a clever parody of anything.

[DriXnaK]

Fact is my IQ is higher than everyone's on here except for maybe one person. I'm not sure about several others though. Obviously Dashi and Gribbler aren't included in those several others. In case you want to post another wikipedia link to some obscure study Gribbler, I'll tell you that these are officially measured numbers. My reading speed is in the 99th percentile. I know when it gets down to numbers, you guys get crushed.

[DaShi]

Don't be hard on yourself Drix. Your IQ is also higher than that one person.

[DriXnaK]

As much as it pains me to say it, he is above me. I in no way feel inferior though. I don't believe it's enough to make a huge difference.

[giblets]

Chances of someone bragging about their high IQ having a tiny penis and a generally miserable life are high and certain.

+1

[DriXnaK]

It's interesting to me that the people who have the least useful posts, and who display the least amount of wit are the ones calling me retarded. Then when I tell you you're wrong and I have official numbers to back that up, suddenly I must be a miserable loser. So basically you expect me to take it without saying anything back. That's amusing.

I never said I was a genius, I just said I was smarter than you. I never said I didn't have defects or weaknesses, I just said I have less than you.

[giblets]

I don't see why I should be persuaded by unverifiable statements regarding scores on standardized tests.

[DaShi]

Drix, you're the one who claims to post here for recreation and says that we can't use those posts to judge your IQ. Yet you seem to think that everyone else should be writing PhD dissertations in response to you.

[DriXnaK]

I never said you can't use those posts to judge my IQ, but your posts are clearly inferior to mine. Gribbler for example has literally never written a post beyond 3 sentences. Also, this is entertainment for me. My posts follow the same pattern as I did back in Civ2, only now instead of talking **** about how amazing I am at Civ2, now I'm talking **** about how much smarter I am. I'd find it more amusing if Civ5 were awesome, but I have to work with what I've got here. Fact is that as soon as I find a job you'll probably never see me on here again.

[DriXnaK]

Actually, this brings up another point. Why do you guys post on here? I mean I freely admit that I have no job and too much time on my hands. You guys have jobs though. I can't imagine posting here still once I have a job. There's just always going to be something I'd rather do. Maybe if you really enjoy the topics, then I can see it, but many of you on here are like gribbler and have nothing to offer.