KrazyHorse Was Mean to ME!!!!

[The Mad Monk]

Get a room.

Fixed.

[The Mad Monk]

KH has a freebie to be mean to me because of that time i kicked him in the head accidentally while we were in 'jersey.

Was that before or after you misplaced him in Manhattan?

[Japher]

KH is known to eat babies - FACT!
KH invented Peeps - FACT!
KH is the reason your favorite TV show got canceled, yeah, you know the one - FACT!
KH told me I was ugly, yet he has never seen me - FACT!
KH spent all my money on Peeps - FACT!
One time, KH was helping this old lady across the street, and halfway across decided to stop helping her - FACT!
KH makes fun of midgets - FACT!
KH thinks puppies make for good skeet - FACT!
KH discovered the cure for cancer 5 years ago, but refuses to share it with anyone out of spite - FACT!


Just some of the reasons KH should be hated and feared...

[Dauphin]

There is a strip joint in Adelaide called Crazy Horse. In Hindley Street, been there for at least 30 years.

KrazyWhores.

[Elok]

I wonder if KrazyHorse realises he has the same name as a strip joint in Vegas (according to the film Go(1999))

There's also this one old Native American dude. What a coincidence!

[DaShi]

Actually, I think he's referring to "Matthew McEvoy's Live Nudes" in downtown LV.

[Elok]

Oh. Looks like I owe somebody an apology, then.

[Aeson]

No, this is a charity thread for peeps like you.

Thanks, but I can make my own threads. Keep bending over and I'm sure one day KH will give you what you're yearning for.... don't lose the faith!

[self biased]

Was that before or after you misplaced him in Manhattan?

After. I don't remember him coming in to the hotel room. And I managed to sleep through oerdin snoring too. I'm not sure which feat is greater.

[a.kitman]

Seems like this thread is needed again

everyone already know you want to suck his dick. so this thread didnt need a bump.

[DaShi]

While that may be true, the purpose of this thread is just to highlight my own amusement at how seriously people take KH's insults. It's like many people here have lived very sheltered lives and don't no how to deal with the slightest confrontation.

[Wezil]

He has absolutely no auto-censor.

[DaShi]

True, but it's not personal. That is the difference. He'll insult pretty much everyone the same way. And yes, he likes to tease to get a reaction sometimes.

When I was a younger man, I had a kendo instructor who was an absolute ass to us. He was former navy and loved making gay jokes about those who couldn't keep up. Quite a few people couldn't take it and quit. Those of us who didn't quit, advanced in kendo at a tremendous rate. We accomplished in a few months what other dojos took over a year reach. Maybe it wasn't the best, but it did motivate and give us all a thicker skin. In the end, we all became really good friends with him and still keep in touch.

[Aeson]

I don't need thicker skin from KH. I have plenty of adversity in my life. I choose to get involved with KH for much the same reason he chooses to get involved with me. If you can't take it DaShi, just hide when it happens. You're the one complaining that the discource (however unfriendly) between KH and I should stop. He hasn't seemed to deem it so. Neither have I. So stop trying to be an unwanted nanny.

[DaShi]

There's another thread for that discussion. Please keep it there. While you may think this entire thread is solely about you, it is not.