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  • #16
    Originally posted by gribbler View Post
    God is a sadist.
    ???
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
      I didn't say anything about God's patience. I said he teaches you to be patient.
      And why should I listen to something that doesn't abide by it's own counsel?
      "

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      • #18
        Originally posted by EPW View Post
        And why should I listen to something that doesn't abide by it's own counsel?
        God is the judge, not you.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101123/...u_pope_condoms




          Well, if you have HIV, you can use a condom
          Is this a different statement then the one he issued last week? Last week he specifically singled out male prostitutes with HIV, stating that in such an instance the use of a condom to prevent the spread of HIV represented an "incipient morality" which might lead the user to eventually realise the error of his ways. At that time he said nothing about other people using condoms to prevent HIV.
          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
            Technically, I'm pretty sure the Catholic Church still thinks people with HIV should abstain from sex.
            Except with children, of course...
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
              God want's you to learn to be patient with people
              I've worked in retirement homes. I'm patient to people who deserve it.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                Oh, so now you appeal to God? Sort of a foxhole atheist thing?
                The prospect of Ben reproducing is analogous to an imminent violent death, I agree.

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                • #23
                  True story:

                  A couple of my SO's highschool friends have been having sex since 11th grade. They are both catholic, and remarkably stupid.

                  She first got pregnant in the start of 12th grade. He had been pulling out because he was told that works just as well as condoms. It doesn't.

                  They put that baby up for adoption.

                  She got pregnant again right after graduation.

                  They put that baby up for adoption.

                  She got pregnant again a year later. He dropped out of first year university to get a job, because they were no longer putting the up their kids for adoption. They were going to be responsible!

                  She got pregnant again a year later. They kept it.

                  She got pregnant again a year later. They kept it.

                  Then he got a vasectomy. At 21.

                  He is now a shift manager (night shift!) at his local Tim Hortons.

                  Catholicism: It pays to be Catholic.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #24
                    How is it okay for Catholics to get vasectomies but not okay for them to use condoms?

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                    • #25
                      Perhaps they figured 5 kids by 21/22 was quite enough, **** God?
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        But every sperm is sacred, surely?
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          No, for Catholics it is not acceptable to castrate yourself as contraception.

                          You can only use "natural" methods to prevent pregnancy such as that one in which you check the temperature of the vagina. But you always have to *** inside the vagina, for Catholics you are not allowed to *** anywhere else. The only exception are wet dreams.

                          The Pope has not changed anything with regards to Catholic beliefs about contraception and pregnancies.

                          What the Pope said is, condoms are an object, not a sin, the sin is to use condoms in order to avoid pregnancies.
                          Since homosexuals can't get someone pregnant through gay sex, for them wearing condoms isn't any more sinful than having sex wearing a funny hat, and it could even be seen as incipiently moral since at least he is trying to avoid commiting some kind of murder by preventing to pass the disease of aids.

                          The only thing I find strange is why was the Pope theorizing about male prostitutes.
                          I need a foot massage

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                          • #28
                            Yeah... typical stupid Church... it's "OK" to use natural methods to AVOID having children, but heaven forbid you use a condom.
                            What a joke. In both cases you are TRYING to avoid having a child. There is no difference except for the stupidity of the RCC.
                            Oh, that's right, there is a difference... one helps protect your loved one from potential STD's. No surprise that the church is against the smarter option.
                            Keep on Civin'
                            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                              The only thing I find strange is why was the Pope theorizing about male prostitutes.
                              Maybe they're thinking about introducing them to the clergy. Would it not be "incipiently moral" for a priest to enjoy the company of a condom weilding male prostitute instead of an acolyte?
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                                No, for Catholics it is not acceptable to castrate yourself as contraception.
                                Castration and vasectomies are slightly different
                                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                                Killing it is the new killing it
                                Ultima Ratio Regum

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