A "joke" I heard on the radio this morning.

[Lorizael]

Male Radio Personality: "So Bill Nye was giving a speech the other day, and he just collapsed! But then he got up and, you know what he did, he finished giving the speech. Man, the Redskins should think about picking him up to replace Albert Haynesworth. Did you see on Monday where he fell down on a play and then just waited until the end of the play before getting up? They should make Bill Nye a defensive tackle."

Female Radio Personality: "You know what, I agree with you. And to give credence to your idea, Bill Nye is a physicist - "

M: " - He's a what?"

F: "A physicist. So he would know exactly the right fulcrum to make a good hit."

M: "Oh, getting hit in the fulcrum - that hurts!"

[Cort Haus]

And there was I thinking that Bill Nighy was a slightly unconvincing Slartibardfast.

[Al B. Sure!]

Did MrFun write that one?

[Asher]

Bill Bill Bill Bill! Bill Nye, the Football Guy!

</Male Radio Personality #2>

[Asher]

Football Rules!

[Lorizael]

I don't want your pity posts.

[Asher]

These ARE the posts you are looking for.

[Donegeal]

I have CDO. It's like OCD, just in alphabetical order like it should be.

[Spec]

42,000Posts?! Asher, you have no life...


Spec.

[Asher]

I've no life, yet you're the one with an unhealthy obsession with rotary motors.

At least my posts occur while I'm doing other things, like work or games.

It's pretty easy to get 42,000 posts over 11 years, especially when most of them are one or two sentences at most and I type at > 120 wpm...

[Al B. Sure!]

42,000 posts is an understatement. It doesn't include deducted posts, posts while off-topic posts did not contribute to post count, and posts prior to 2001.

My guess is 80,000.

And considering that there are a little over 4000 days in 11 years... you're still talking 20 posts a day... every day... for 11 years...

[Asher]

With all of those posts over all of those years, I've still managed to be more successful than you academically, socially, and professionally.

Am I just that good, or...

[giblets]

70,000 in archived threads alone. The off topic archives go back nine years, so 20 a day seems pretty accurate. Also I love how easily Alby walked into that insult.

[Spec]

I've no life, yet you're the one with an unhealthy obsession with rotary motors.

At least my posts occur while I'm doing other things, like work or games.

It's pretty easy to get 42,000 posts over 11 years, especially when most of them are one or two sentences at most and I type at > 120 wpm...

Wow...what happenned to you man? I never seen you so up tight! Why you taking this so seriously? It has to be with you and being over-stressed from being president and all...Or did you start taking female hormones or something? Dont know about you guys but that sounded pretty close to PMS to me...and I hear estrogen will do that to a dude...

Anyhow, you are right, ever since these freaking rotary engines started paying my mortgage, I lost absolutely everything that could be associated with having a life...including my girlfriend. Never thought I'd one day say:"I work 100 hours a week or more..." while being honest. But hey, it was my choice, so even worse for me!! Yay!

lol

But like Joe Dirt says, gotta keep on keepin on.


Spec.

[Egbert]

Football Rules!

http://www.afl.com.au/