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I wasted $13 on a movie ticket last night. The movie was rubbish. I can't remember what it was called.
Big alien spaceships invaded Los Angeles (aliens prefer to invade Los Angeles or Central Park in New York). Big mechanical aliens emerged from the big alien spaceships and launched a big attack on a tiny number of survivors. That was after the aliens used big alien beams to levitate virtually the entire population into their big spaceships.
The US military dropped a big nuclear weapon on Los Angeles on the second day. This had no apparent effect on either the aliens or Los Angeles. The USAF launched a really big attack and shot up a spaceship which promptly reassembled itself. US soldiers came and shot at the aliens with all sorts of weapons with no apparent effect. The soldiers didn't live long.
The hero of this stupid movie killed an alien by punching it in the face. This seems perfectly normal in the movies. If you can't kill it with nukes, missiles and bazookas you must must rush up and punch it in the face to kill it.
The aliens were taking peoples brains out to put them into machines which were sent out to get more brains to put into more machines.
It seems humanity was wiped out. Unfortunately the hero was still alive at the end of the movie. He was quite the sort of hero who really should get snuffed at the very moment the movie starts.
I am unaware of any plot, story line or character development in this movie. This may sound just like a Sly or Arnie or Bruce movie. It wasn't.
Big alien spaceships invaded Los Angeles (aliens prefer to invade Los Angeles or Central Park in New York). Big mechanical aliens emerged from the big alien spaceships and launched a big attack on a tiny number of survivors. That was after the aliens used big alien beams to levitate virtually the entire population into their big spaceships.
The US military dropped a big nuclear weapon on Los Angeles on the second day. This had no apparent effect on either the aliens or Los Angeles. The USAF launched a really big attack and shot up a spaceship which promptly reassembled itself. US soldiers came and shot at the aliens with all sorts of weapons with no apparent effect. The soldiers didn't live long.
The hero of this stupid movie killed an alien by punching it in the face. This seems perfectly normal in the movies. If you can't kill it with nukes, missiles and bazookas you must must rush up and punch it in the face to kill it.
The aliens were taking peoples brains out to put them into machines which were sent out to get more brains to put into more machines.
It seems humanity was wiped out. Unfortunately the hero was still alive at the end of the movie. He was quite the sort of hero who really should get snuffed at the very moment the movie starts.
I am unaware of any plot, story line or character development in this movie. This may sound just like a Sly or Arnie or Bruce movie. It wasn't.
ACK!
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