Gay Agenda in the UK moves on to Phase II

[Asher]

Phase III: They suck each other off in a purely Platonic manner. Or maybe that's phase IV, and III is the ass-grabbing.

This was part of Phase I, actually. If you've ever been in a frat you'd know just how wildly successful it has been.

[Cort Haus]

Plenty of parents kiss their babies/children on the lips. That's platonic. CASE CLOSED IT CAN BE PLATONIC I WIN.

I'd say that parents kiss their babies as a physical expression of perhaps the most powerful bond of love known to humanity.

I'd also say that typing "I win" in capital letters on the internet is one of the most profound paradoxes known to humanity. I expect Mike knows this and there is some irony at work somewhere.

[MikeH]

POWERFUL BOND OF PLATONIC LOVE CONTINUED VICTORY IS ASSURED

[Kuciwalker]

I guess we're just more comfortable with our sexuality.

Yes, you are all clearly quite comfortable with being gay. That's the point.

[Barnabas]

a kiss on the lips is too much for casual greetings, the other guy may not even be attractive

[OneFootInTheGrave]

POWERFUL BOND OF PLATONIC LOVE CONTINUED VICTORY IS ASSURED