So, urologists aren't gay?

[Barnabas]

I went to the urologist for the first time last week

And I was expecting a full grab, the guy kept some distance and was professional about it, and wore a glove

[Al B. Sure!]

What the hell you think? Are Argentine doctor's offices like bordellos or something?

And even if he were gay, don't you think it a little forward of you to assume that you're so irresistible that he would want to grab your member?

[Wiglaf]

Being forward is not the same thing as being presumptuous you buffoon.

[MOBIUS]

I went to the urologist for the first time last week

And I was expecting a full grab, the guy kept some distance and was professional about it, and wore a glove

You sound vaguely disappointed...

[Al B. Sure!]

Barnabas is a homosexual. Asher told me that

[Barnabas]

I had never gone to an urologist before

I just thought he was going to look at it very closely like a watchmaker



And grab for better inspection

[Al B. Sure!]

why did you go? does it hurt to pee?

[Barnabas]

I will only tell you that he actually sent me to a dermatologist

[Al B. Sure!]

eww genital warts


see that's why I'm glad I don't have sex.

[Asher]

I've lots of sex and I've never gotten an STI/STD...

It's mostly 'cause I'm not retarded.

[KrazyHorse]

So, urologists aren't gay?

They are; you just aren't attractive.

[MikeH]

I was going to say that.

[Combat Ingrid]

I went to the urologist for the first time last week

And I was expecting a full grab, the guy kept some distance and was professional about it, and wore a glove

Sorry to hear that. You may have more luck next time if you don't look like this when you enter the office:

[Barnabas]

I feel highly insulted! If I am not attractive, how do I have sex with drunk tourists?

Once I had sex with a spanish woman who looked like Nadal (only the face looked like nadal)

[MOBIUS]

Cos they're drunk - obviously!