At What Ages Do You Start Looking Different From Your Previous Age?

[Wiglaf]

I think that we all look at people and say "HE DID NOT LOOK THAT OLD WHEN HE WAS...[X]." Or "HE DID NOT LOOK THAT OLD [Y] YEARS AGO." (The algebraic nature of those sentences shouldn't scare you because it just means insert your own values there). I think that this happens at set intervals commonly. I do not know what these intervals are, but I want to discover them. Again, the math terminology is purely cosmetic. I think that here is my rough estimate.

16 years old -- LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER AT 21/22
21/22 YEARS OLD -- LOOKS SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER AT 27 YEARS OLD
27 YEARS OLD -- LOOKS " " DITTO "" " " " " 31 YEARS OLD
31 -" DITTO" -DITTO" 34 YEARS OLD
34 YEARS OLD " IBID" 38 YEARS OLD
38 YEARS OLD "IBID" 40 YEARS OLD

Does this seem right? The chart is obviously incomplete because I honestly haven't known many people who have aged from their 20s through more than their 40s (this is a function of me being under 30, and again don't worry about the math term).

My theory is that as you age the interval shrinks.

[KrazyHorse]

Losing your hair already?

[Zevico]

That's a very cruel thing to write to Asher.

[Wiglaf]

I've seen 16 year old girls who look 27 so this is ABOUT GUYS ONLY THANKS.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Not sure I understand that opening post.

[KrazyHorse]

Has there ever been a Wiggy post you have understood?

[Aeson]

My theory is that as you age the interval shrinks.

Is "interval" a code word for penis?

[Wiglaf]

God dammit I said 10 times DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE MATH TERMS focus on the big points.

[Aeson]

It's a classical mistake to make to be sure. As one experiences more about life, one is doubtlessly exposed to others' genitalia along the way. Given that (A) larger genitalia make a more significant impact, (B) those with larger genitalia are more likely to display their's prominently (by choice or nature), and (C) one's own genitalia generally remains the same size, it is only natural that one's own penis (C) appears to be reduced as time (=) approaches infinity (8). Thus C=8 would represent one's view of a large penis at a time period of 1, and C=====8 would represent one's view of a large penis at a time period of 5.

This is what physicists have termed "relativity", as the size of the penis doesn't change, only it's relationship to the observer, and is one of the reasons why physicists do most of their best work early on in their careers, petering out later on...

[Dinner]

Wiggy has a lot of hair but it isn't on his head...

[Al B. Sure!]

Why would people age in intervals? That doesn't make any sense. And why would you think aging accelerates with time? How can you even measure aging?

Kuci?

[Lorizael]

Aw, did our Wiggy commit a little bit of statutory rape?

[rah]

A person's looks change every year. The changes are small so a person can fool themselves into not see them right away until one day the sum of all the changes is so obvious that you can't fool yourself any longer and you realize you've gotten older.

[Dinner]

This thread needs pictures of killdozer! What red blooded, gun toting, right wing, "real American" doesn't get a hard on thinking about making their own killdozer?

http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org/bordellomap/killdozer.html

[giblets]

16 years old -- LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER AT 21/22
21/22 YEARS OLD -- LOOKS SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER AT 27 YEARS OLD
27 YEARS OLD -- LOOKS " " DITTO "" " " " " 31 YEARS OLD
31 -" DITTO" -DITTO" 34 YEARS OLD
34 YEARS OLD " IBID" 38 YEARS OLD
38 YEARS OLD "IBID" 40 YEARS OLD

40 YEARS OLD "IBID" 41 YEARS OLD
41 YEARS OLD "IBID" 41.5 YEARS OLD
41.5 YEARS OLD "IBID" 41.75 YEARS OLD
41.75 YEARS OLD "IBID" 41.875 YEARS OLD

HOLY ****