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  • Anyone here ever applied for or been granted a patent?

    I'm about to jump in the pool.

    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    Everything's already been thought of. Apple is going to sue you.
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    • #3
      The reason we're patenting is to ensure people like Apple don't patent it later, or our direct competitors.

      It is multi-touch related.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Get a lawyer

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        • #5
          I'm meeting with four of them on tuesday.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Orphans have never been granted a parent.
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Asher View Post
              The reason we're patenting is to ensure people like Apple don't patent it later, or our direct competitors.

              It is multi-touch related.
              Asher just forgot to mention that by "multi-touch" he means it is penis related.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                Busted.

                The board uses the six-camera system on our new boards to detect when someone using the board has an erection, then displays taunting messages to the side, out of view of the presenter.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Creeptastic!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Asher View Post
                    Busted.

                    The board uses the six-camera system on our new boards to detect when someone using the board has an erection, then displays taunting messages to the side, out of view of the presenter.
                    This brings back memories from junior high.
                    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Asher View Post
                      I'm meeting with four of them on tuesday.
                      Make sure you record the gangbang.
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • #12
                        Asher, I'm not sure if you can patent a 7" rimjob.
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                        • #13
                          Watch me.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            We're starting the process as well for my business. It's quite ... a process. We're doing it most of all to raise our value in the eyes of investors and angels. They like patents. That's about the only reason for it for us at the moment.
                            In da butt.
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