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  • #16
    Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
    In my experience, they come from teenagers who don't understand how birth control works.
    So retards, then?
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #17
      Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
      So retards, then?
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #18
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #19
          Malawi, if you're Madonna...
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
            Come on, I couldn't pass it up.
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
              in your mom
              Fixed.

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              • #22
                Tupac, don't worry. You can't get your hand pregnant.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #23
                  First the woman is contacted on the internet by someone calling themselves "self biased"...
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #24
                    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                      First the woman is contacted on the internet by someone calling themselves "self biased"...


                      And if she exceeds the tattoo and body piercing threshold, he invites them over for some photographs................and 9 months later.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #26
                        I can't mock. Had the internet existed when I was last single, I'd have done exactly the same thing, and to the same type of girls.
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • #27
                          It was meant as a joke but mocking him was not my intent.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #28
                            Storks bring them.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #29
                              Yes, the stork jams them up there.

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                              • #30
                                Are you suggesting my woman has been screwing a bird? I defy you and your scurrilous accusations.

                                EDIT: Wait, my wife isn't pregnant. I seem to be playing the ****** a little too well here.
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                                Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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