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    Seems fitting I get the first post... I'm rich, bitch!

  • #2
    Unfortunately, you don't get to take it with you...
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #3
      Why do you think I "died" at the age of 25? Best early retirement ever...

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      • #4
        I thought the man killed you to stop you from laying troof on the people...
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          Let us use this thread to catalog the assets of other posters. I'll start:

          Alby:
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          "How to be gangsta, for the white boy" by Leeroy "Sackface" McElhinney
          15 tubs of whey powder
          49 rolls of toilet paper
          Suspiciously sticky laptop
          Extra large double-headed "John Holmes" dildo
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
            I thought the man killed you to stop you from laying troof on the people...
            That was the most brand-enhancing explanation.

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            • #7
              I'm not sure if this is the right thread to put this in but I am uncircumcised.

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              • #8
                ****ING A, WIGLAF
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  Let us use this thread to catalog the assets of other posters. I'll start:

                  Alby:
                  ------
                  "How to be gangsta, for the white boy" by Leeroy "Sackface" McElhinney
                  15 tubs of whey powder
                  49 rolls of toilet paper
                  Suspiciously sticky laptop
                  Extra large double-headed "John Holmes" dildo

                  I'm not the Apolyton wigger. AAHZ is.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    But the rest you do not contest?
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Asher View Post
                      But the rest you do not contest?
                      I have 3 tubs of near-finished whey that I haven't touched in months. I have like 7 rolls of toilet paper. My laptop is not sticky but it is oddly dirty though. I need to always wash my hands before I use it or something. The oils and dirt from my fingers gets on it.

                      And why in God's name would I own a dildo? I don't have a vagina.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        And why in God's name would I own a dildo? I don't have a vagina.



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                        • #13
                          He's trying to pretend he's never called it his "boi-*****"
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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