How long do I have to wait...

[Zevico]

Stop. You're tearing at my heart strings.

[Tupac Shakur]

How long do I have to wait... after putting a bottle of vodka in the freezer before I make martinis with it?

As long as possible; real martinis use gin.

God, do I love martinis.

Hmm, I mix my martinis 2-1-1/3 or so (1/3 being olive juice)

[KrazyHorse]

Vodka > gin

[Tupac Shakur]

In general, yes, but not for use in martinis. The martini was specifically designed to complement the flavor of gin.

[KrazyHorse]

Nonsense.

[Tupac Shakur]

I'm not surprised that a Canadian has no taste when it comes to classic cocktails.

I had a wonderful martini earlier tonight, by the way. Tanqueray, just the right amount of vermouth, and a lemon twist.

[KrazyHorse]

Lemon twists are for pussies.

Olives
Dirty vodka martini

[Tupac Shakur]

If I wanted to taste an olive, I'd eat one. Martinis are supposed to taste like gin.