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    ... chicken?



    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!
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  • #2
    And, while it'd probably cheaper and healthyer to use coloured and flavoured soy paste, this way they can call it 'ckicken' nuggets and not be sued to oblivion.
    Indifference is Bliss

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    • #3
      Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
      And, while it'd probably cheaper and healthyer to use coloured and flavoured soy paste, this way they can call it 'ckicken' nuggets and not be sued to oblivion.
      soy paste is not healthy
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      • #4
        ****ed Up America #1,098,888
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #5
          You probably all know #1,098,889:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            soy paste is not healthy
            Yeah, and minced up whole chickens saoked in household cleaner clearly is.
            Indifference is Bliss

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Traianvs View Post
              You probably all know #1,098,889:

              Does that thing actually taste good?

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              • #8
                You bet.
                Indifference is Bliss

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                  ****ed Up America #1,098,888
                  And Britons don't do any of this?
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                  • #10
                    They do, but the Hittites don't.

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                    • #11
                      Hittites
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        And none of the chick was wasted.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                          And none of the chick was wasted.
                          Just like the Native Americans.

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                          • #14
                            I had some of those processed chicken nuggets today.
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                            • #15
                              huffington post is reporting that McDonalds Mcnuggets are NOT mechanically separated chicken as defined by the USDA.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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