Who Wants to Have a Shot With Me?

[David Floyd]

OK, I am in a bar where my shots are covered til closing. Apparently, people like me. I know, I'm confused too.

Anyway, as it is still sort of my birthday, who is doing shots with me? If you post that you are doing a shot, then I am doing one too.

[DaShi]

Sure, I'm doing 20 shots right now.

[SlowwHand]

I'll take a shot at you. Do you want me to use a shotgun, rifle or pistol?

[NoodleNaught]

Your in Texas and all you have is a shotgun, rifle, and a pistol? Wheres your Hillbilly arsenal?

[SlowwHand]

Did I say I had "a"? Despite rumor, I can only fire one at a time. No, and I don't have hand grenades.

[NoodleNaught]

A tank perhaps then or maybe a ICBM? Personally i once knew a guy from texas who had a gernade launcher.

[SlowwHand]

I don't doubt it. People would have a difficult time taking Texas.

[Al B. Sure!]

Did I say I had "a"? Despite rumor, I can only fire one at a time.

Why the hell not? What's wrong with your left arm?

[NoodleNaught]

I don't doubt it. People would have a difficult time taking Texas.

Probaly you guys ought to have more guns then our entire armed forces. (One gun is more then our entire armed forces, so i guess that ain't saying much).

[David Floyd]

You guys are idiots. Moar Rumplemintz PLEAZ!

[Grandpa Troll]

Well David, I dont drink anymore but if I did, you and Slowwie are two I would be honored and priveleged to take a shot with, depth charge or boilermaker

But, just the sake of honoring you, I lift a toast, and offer a cheer to a man of which we have few , to you sir, ride long, ride hard, let no man say he hath encountered you David and not walked away knowing he hath been in the presence of a confidant and forthright individual, one who shall eagerly stand in the gap, allow others but not need them, to join him along lifes pathways!


Grandpa Troll

[SlowwHand]

Don't say "moar", David. It reminds me of...somebody here, and you don't want that at all. Trust me on this.

[Elok]

Why the hell not? What's wrong with your left arm?

On the off-chance that you're not joking, "dual-wield" is an idea that really doesn't work outside of Halo games and Woo films. Aside from firearm weight, there's this thing called recoil, and it's hard to aim that way. This might be one of the reasons why the Marines don't want you.

[Al B. Sure!]

On the off-chance that you're not joking, "dual-wield" is an idea that really doesn't work outside of Halo games and Woo films. Aside from firearm weight, there's this thing called recoil, and it's hard to aim that way. This might be one of the reasons why the Marines don't want you.

Don't forget Rambo. And every Western film ever.

And check it... if this guy can dual-wield SAW's, I'm sure Sloww can handle two pistols/revolvers like a cowboy

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

But, just the sake of honoring you, I lift a toast, and offer a cheer to a man of which we have few , to you sir, ride long, ride hard, let no man say he hath encountered you David and not walked away knowing he hath been in the presence of a confidant and forthright individual, one who shall eagerly stand in the gap, allow others but not need them, to join him along lifes pathways!

Sentences, GT. Use them.