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    Gotta Love Mother****in Karma

    How ****ing ironic is it that I am completely in love with a woman who emphatically doesn't feel the same way about me?

    I mean, I'm the guy who hates women. I have no ****ing feelings. I **** crippled virgins and laugh about it. Except for this ****ing *****. Why she has this effect on me, I don't know.

    **** me sideways. That is all.
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    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #3
      Karma's a ***** innit?
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        couldn't happen to a nicer chap.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
          Why she has this effect on me, I don't know.
          I'm going to throw out a wild guess: she's attractive, but has a strong sense of self-worth and independence which makes her devastatingly sexy but also immune to "game." Her lack of interest in you only makes her more appealing. Something like that?
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          • #6
            I have to say, you're kind of a loser.

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            • #7
              Oh man Dave. I think DriXnak just pwned you
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              • #8
                Well I mean just read his blog and look at his picture. It's kind of a joke.

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                • #9
                  I hope you get AIDS, douchebag.

                  But, yes, it is fairly ridiculous. I mean, I hate women. Why I care about this one is beyond me. The good news is, I ignored her texts for the past two days
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                  • #10
                    She's texting you, but she's not interested. What a *****.



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                    • #11
                      Well, the story is more in depth than that, but it doesn't really matter. **** her. I hope she dies in a freak accident involving a plunger, a bottle of Tequila, and a condom.
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                      • #12
                        Um, you realize that you're generating more negative karma, right?
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Yes. I also know that karma is made up bull****. ****ing Hindus, right?
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                          • #14
                            That's it's origin, yes.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DriXnaK View Post
                              Well I mean just read his blog and look at his picture. It's kind of a joke.
                              I looked at his blog and Drixnak is actually right on this one. Seriously. Read Dave Floyd's blog.
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