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  • #31
    On its better days.

    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
      Should I find a nice girl and settle down or continue to hit it and quit it?
      What sort of woman would settle down with a pedophile Washington DC city councilman?
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
        On its better days.

        What are the worse days?
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #34
          I don't get to play with mildly sick kids so much as diagnose severely sick 2-year-olds with leukemia.

          To be fair, that's probably the worst days, as opposed to the worse ones.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #35
            I go to the V.A. on the 14th to see if I have leukemia. Low platelet count. I imagine it's the meds that I'm on, but they want to check me.

            Have you ever had Tequila Rose? Or even better, to me, Cocoa Rose? Tasty.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #36
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              I go to the V.A. on the 14th to see if I have leukemia. Low platelet count. I imagine it's the meds that I'm on, but they want to check me.

              Have you ever had Tequila Rose? Or even better, to me, Cocoa Rose? Tasty.
              No lie. I knew someone named Tequila Rouse as her legal name.


              And what a great existence this great genius KH on top of the financial world has! Getting drunk every week!
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #37
                Alby, can you explain to me why you think that makes my life so terrible?

                I am truly mystified. I have nothing else I needed to do today, so I went out with my wife, drank some, came home and drank some more while playing some Halo...
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  No lie. I knew someone named Tequila Rouse as her legal name.


                  And what a great existence this great genius KH on top of the financial world has! Getting drunk every week!
                  You clearly have no British ancestry.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #39
                    Binge drinking is what makes Americans, the British and the Irish so ****ing good at finance.

                    The Koreans and Japanese try to imitate them, but don't quite manage.
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Asher View Post
                      You clearly have no British ancestry.
                      Absolutely none. Thank ****ing god.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                        I go to the V.A. on the 14th to see if I have leukemia. Low platelet count. I imagine it's the meds that I'm on, but they want to check me.

                        Have you ever had Tequila Rose? Or even better, to me, Cocoa Rose? Tasty.
                        I'm sorry to hear that and hope everything works out. Maybe you just have mono....

                        No, I've never had either of those. I don't like tequila. Makes me puke.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Absolutely none. Thank ****ing god.
                          If I were in your position I would be drunk every day to dull the pain...
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                            I'm sorry to hear that and hope everything works out. Maybe you just have mono....
                            According to "Dr. Google" (the term a neurosurgeon friend of mine uses) there are a lot of possible explanations for low platelet count. Hopefully leukemia has nothing to do with it and you just need to start taking vitamin supplements or something...
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              Absolutely none. Thank ****ing god.
                              It's a shame. The ladies would like you more if you were more like me.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                If he had a British name people would have hired him in a heartbeat.
                                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                                Killing it is the new killing it
                                Ultima Ratio Regum

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