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    Let's do the real thing instead of that cheap IQ replacement
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    It was only a matter of time!
    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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    • #3
      You'd have managed to get round the thread closers by invoking the traditional inverse correlation and naming this thread "Post estimates of average poster's sports car size".

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      • #4
        so the fact that I don't even own a car would suggest...
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • #5
          That you are a woman?
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #6
            Says another guy who doesn't own a car.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #7
              Remember, it isn't just length, but girth.
              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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              • #8
                Excellent point.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Not really. If you need more girth, simply fold your penis back on itself and you've got a tool with half the length but twice the cross-section
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    Fold it back? What kind of bizarro penis do you have? NEVER MIND! I'm sorry I asked.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                      Excellent point.
                      Actually, it's more of a point without the girth.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        Exit, stage right.

                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                          Fold it back? What kind of bizarro penis do you have? NEVER MIND! I'm sorry I asked.
                          Didn't loin get permabanned for posting pics of his ****?
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            That's a lion.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              He didn't trim?
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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