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...the next parent who pages me in the middle of the night to report that their precious little darling has "a fever of 99" is getting punched right in the ****ing ear.
That is all.
That is all.
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Smite their children down with fury and vengeance. It's the only way they'll learn.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Parents don't page you YOUR HOSPITAL DOES DIP****. CHECK YOUR FACTS AND PULL IT TOGETHERER. Who the **** USES A PAGER ANYMORE. Are your hospital charts done with typewriter. Do you still circumcize kids with steak knives. Foreskin isn't STEAK
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99 ° ? What do you guys do with children? Boil them ?"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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FARENHEIT! FAHRENHEIT! YOU IDIOT! DON'T PAGE ME!Comment
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You chose your profession!
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The middle of the night is 10:20 pm?Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
Is your bed time 7 pm?
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Guy,
You'll understand the insanity better when you're a parent yourself. Until then, you'll just have to suck it up .
We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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My philosophy has always been "meh, it will live or it will die."Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Depends on whether you're a new parent or not. More experienced parents tend not to panic over small things...I certainly wouldn't page the doc for anything less than 105.Originally posted by SpencerH View PostGuy,
You'll understand the insanity better when you're a parent yourself. Until then, you'll just have to suck it up ....people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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"New parent" was my intent for calls to a physician and a first baby but it minimizes the many years of further parental insanity that occur while trying to cope with our childrens adventures (at all ages).Last edited by SpencerH; October 4, 2010, 08:28.We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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Guy, I have to ask - WHY are you a pediatrician? If there is nothing in your profession that you like, time to change your career.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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I think he actually likes his job, Fun.Originally posted by MrFun View Post
Also medical school is ****ing expensive. Would be a shame to put that to waste.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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