Apolyton Picture Thread

[Al B. Sure!]

Nikolai's inundation of the picture thread has begun

[Cort Haus]

He has only posted the one so far, to be fair, rather than the more usual entire roll of film*.

(*outdated metaphor, but still sounds better than referring to whatever the latest storage device is called)

[MOBIUS]

So far...

[self biased]

who would you rather see gay up the thread, Al or Nikolai?

[Al B. Sure!]

No one likes the shirtless pics?

[Cort Haus]

So far...

Perhaps we can head him off at the pass by mocking him mercilessly in a pre-emptive manner.

As for who would we rather gay up the thread with - perhaps we should ask whichever poster it was who was demanding to see everyone's photo in the first place. I can't remember who it was offhand.

[MOBIUS]

I think that was gayface.

[self biased]

how gay was it?

[Nikolai]

So far...

Those 70 pics or whatever was posted over what, three? four? years? Give me some credit. Anyways, mostly I am the one to take pictures, so there's less of me than before. I have a few not posted, but no need to take it all in one post, is there?

[Nikolai]

Perhaps we can head him off at the pass by mocking him mercilessly in a pre-emptive manner.

As for who would we rather gay up the thread with - perhaps we should ask whichever poster it was who was demanding to see everyone's photo in the first place. I can't remember who it was offhand.

That would be Drixnax, the lookalike of the Norwegian hair dresser gay par excallance.

[DriXnaK]

I don't think a fatass like you can even begin to criticize my picture.

[Nikolai]

Ooooh.... Did I touch a nerve or something? Don't take anything here personally. People say a lot on the internet, much horribly impolite, but most is nice guys if you meet them in person.

[Al B. Sure!]

DriXnaK is so sensitive.

I think I know what happened... Drixnak kept insisting that people can't talk until they post pictures of themselves and I think I recall him saying something like people sound ugly or something just from reading their posts.

I think Drixnak thinks he's a good-looking man or something and figured everyone on here looked like dorky nerdy gamers (okay, a lot of people do ) and him and his 'average white guy' looks would provide him the opportunity to just chuckle like he's the tallest midget or something. I'd expect that from a 16 year old, not someone nearly 30!

That's the only explanation I have for his behavior.

Either that or he really is gay and wants everyone to post beat-off material for him.

[DriXnaK]

First, this topic only started because people wanted me to post my picture. Ironically they wanted me to post it for the very reasons you are suggesting I wanted other people to post theirs. They thought I was some fat ugly guy. Second, as usual, your stupidity shows through in your post and your attempt at insults and wit. This is almost as bad as your 3 post rant about whatever the **** that was in my sterilization thread. Again, pathetic seems to be a keyword in describing you. Third, the only guy on here that I know of that posts here for validation is you. That's why you went around trying to pose like you were some fit badass, even though you're just a newbie. That's why you posted pictures and then comments like "why do polos fit so tight even when it's a large" as if you were so big that you just were busting through your shirt.

Then lets get started on your attempt to question my maturity, which is an obvious reference to Dashi's attempt to do so. You just made a topic about how you can't get women to come near you, and you are questioning me? My god man, haven't you heard the phrase don't throw stones if you live in a glass house? I understand why you're doing this though. You have an intense need to find camaraderie with the people on here, which is hilarious since they pretty much treat you like their *****. Maybe you have battered wife syndrome? Who knows. You should make posts that are at least based on a shred of evidence. I only ask for someone's picture after they have bashed mine. There's really nothing more pathetic than bashing someone's pic when you haven't even posted your own. It's called putting your money where your mouth is.

[Nikolai]

*grabs popcorn*