Your Chance to Rip into Me

[Asher]

My main problem with your resume is this -- where does your passion lie?

You took a degree in marketing then you immediately got a technical degree from a fake university. Your "My Company" details are generic and uninformative.

Technical people not interested in what they're doing are dead weight.

[DriXnaK]

My passion is in knowing everything. Also, it's not a fake university. It's backed by the top tech companies out there. I wouldn't be getting it if I thought it was just some piece of **** school. Their masters degree is recognized by the NSA. I don't know what to tell you, my passion is in everything. I like everything, and I work best when I'm doing everything at once. If I had to pick one thing though, it would be IT security over all the others at this point. My dream job would be to work for the military in network defense.

[Asher]

[Wiglaf]

What does "recognized by the NSA" mean? The school appears designed to increase the number of teachers in retarded rural school districts.

[DriXnaK]

It means that the program meets NSA standards.

[Wiglaf]

The school's motto is "Online. Accelerated. Affordable. Accredited."

It would sound better in Latin though

[DriXnaK]

Just out of curiosity Wiglaf, what exactly do you work as again?

[Wiglaf]

I am an elected official sworn to uphold the Constitution. I am independently wealthy.

[DriXnaK]

Which tells me absolutely nothing.

[Wiglaf]

It tells you I am a patriot who votes on whether the NSA even gets the funding to recognize online farm schools

[Wiglaf]

[Ninot]

Asher is right, your resume is vague and covers too many areas. If you're applying for a specific job, tailor it to that job.

Besides, You were the President of a Company? You must be a huge failure if that didn't work out and you had to become a tennis instructor.

Concrete Criticism: At least be specific in what your company did. I have no idea from what you wrote. It could have been a male prostitution ring for all I know.

There, you got what you wanted. Please post a picture so we can rip into that

[DriXnaK]

I have to pull it off my camera phone. Sorry, I don't have a digital camera but this will suffice I think. As far as the company, I was a tennis instructor before I did the company. I started teaching tennis when I was 16. Unfortunately I have no real way of tailoring the resume to a specific job because my only job has been teaching tennis.

[Ninot]

Your only job was tennis instructor, but you were President and Co-Founder of a company?

I smell a rat.

[Asher]

Anyone can form a company.