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  • #61
    Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
    Like Putin, you just swim in freezing cold rivers and inbetween icebergs in the Arctic Ocean...
    Don't forget other 2 oceans we have access to.
    Graffiti in a public toilet
    Do not require skill or wit
    Among the **** we all are poets
    Among the poets we are ****.

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    • #62
      PDA

      Only insecure people doesn't like it
      This space is empty... or is it?

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      • #63
        One girl was bored with an old man talking to us so she grabbed me and we started making out, he left

        When i see couples at the coach station kissing hello it makes me feel all warm inside. We have all been there

        Also sex in public, or sex were theres a chance you might get caught is ****ing awesome
        Safer worlds through superior firepower

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Snotty View Post
          When i see couples at the coach station kissing hello it makes me feel all warm inside. We have all been there


          ...or sex were theres a chance you might get caught is ****ing awesome
          Yes it is, but my intention is not to actually be seen...
          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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          • #65
            Thank God for that.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
              The main objection is that there will be bits of his semen and god knows what in the pool which is pretty f**king disgusting...
              Oh cmon; semen, urine, sweat, fecal matter if he was pushing the deuce hole, vaginal fluid, blood. It's not that hard.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Snotty View Post

                Also sex in public, or sex were theres a chance you might get caught is ****ing awesome


                Yes it is, but my intention is not to actually be seen...
                The risk of being caught is part of the fun.
                Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                • #68
                  We've moved on from outing the unhugged, to outing the would-be cottagers.
                  The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by onodera View Post
                    Don't forget other 2 oceans we have access to.
                    They're far too warm!
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Snotty View Post
                      One girl was bored with an old man talking to us so she grabbed me and we started making out, he left

                      When i see couples at the coach station kissing hello it makes me feel all warm inside. We have all been there

                      Also sex in public, or sex were theres a chance you might get caught is ****ing awesome
                      One day I was browsing at Borders, and I flipped through a small book about public places in which to try to have sex with someone. Crazy author.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                        One day I was browsing at Borders, and I flipped through a small book on public places to try to have sex with someone.
                        How did flipping through a book turn into an opportunity to have sex with someone?
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #72
                          I edited my post now, for pervs like you.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                            I edited my post now, for pervs like you.
                            You're the one with man meat in your avatar.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #74
                              That edited version isn't any better, and is a grammatical nightmare.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                                That edited version isn't any better, and is a grammatical nightmare.
                                You're exaggerating, Asher. He should probably split the first sentence into two, but it's not a grammatical nightmare.

                                Here's how I would've said it assuming I had to keep it as one long sentence:

                                "One day, I was browsing at Borders when I flipped through a small book about how to have sex with someone in public places."

                                Is that to your approval, Prince Asher?
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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