Venture Brothers new season: new episodes starting September 12th

[Guynemer]

TV's best comedy, best adventure, and best animated program, all rolled up into one delicious bite, is less than three weeks away from new episodes. If you have yet to see it, you really don't know what you're missing...

[Guynemer]

So embed isn't working, then?

[Elok]

All I'm seeing is a white square, but I do have a wretched connection. Anyway, I've seen the trailer, even though it took for-freaking-EVER to load, and I'm looking forward to 9/12. Hopefully it will have lots of Dr. Orpheus.

[GePap]

I didn't even realize this show was still on (great show though)....And what is up with the link?

[self biased]

operator error.

[Elok]

Clearly, we should pass the time by throwing quotes back and forth, like proper nerds. The shrink ray has a picture of a shrink ray on it. How gay is that?

Also, GePap, "pernicious" is misspelled in your sig.

[Guynemer]

24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
21: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!
24: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.
21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a ****ing beard! They're mammals!

[Guynemer]

IGNORE ME!

[Guynemer]

Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
Henchman 24: Allegedly.
Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzy Borden.

[Guynemer]

There is a television behind the El Greco. Sadly, the remote has vanished from the material sphere...

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Pumpkin, you're up early, and you've changed out of your jam-jams into...the clothes you wore last night. How frugal of you.

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Dr. Orpheus: What the hell is this thing made of?
Dr. Venture: Nothing.
Dr. Orpheus: Come on...
Dr. Venture: All right, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
Dr. Orpheus: Just tell me one...
Dr. Venture: An...orphan.
Dr. Orpheus: A what?
Dr. Venture: An orphan?
Dr. Orpheus: Did you say, "an orphan?!"
Dr. Venture: Yeah, a little...orphan boy.
Dr. Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child?!?
Dr. Venture: Might be, kind of. I didn't use the whole thing!

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The Monarch: Have you destroyed the giant cocoon headquarters?
Henchman 21: Not yet.
The Monarch: You've sent the charred remains of Wonder Boy to his beloved Captain Sunshine?
Henchman 21: Yes.
The Monarch: Rewound and returned the director's cut of Working Girl?
Henchman 24: We tried, but...
The Monarch: Unleashed the herpes smeared sexpots upon the traitorous members of the guild?
Henchman 21: Yeah.
The Monarch: Filled Phantom's Limb's garage with clingy static-charged styrofoam packing peanuts?
Henchman 24: No.
The Monarch: Sent apology letters to each of my sponsored Ugandan foster children?
Henchman 21: Check.
The Monarch: Have you.... killed the Venture brothers?!'

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Dr. Byron Orpheus: Okay, Curse. Now was it Curse or Chris?
Curse: Curse! We can use magic, right? That's... kind of my bag.
Dr. Byron Orpheus: [all talking at once] Of course!
The Alchemist: Absolutely! Magic is a plus.
Jefferson Twilight: Oh, yeah, Curse, bring it on.
Jefferson Twilight: On three, we give him the old Rochambeau!
The Alchemist: Rock-paper-scissors?
Dr. Byron Orpheus: What does a general from the American Revolution have to do with this?
Jefferson Twilight: American revolution? Rochambeau sound... sounds French to me.
Dr. Byron Orpheus: Well yes, the Franco-American forces.
Jefferson Twilight: They fought with Spaghetti-o's and meatballs?
The Alchemist: Why would a company called Franco-American make Italian food?

[Elok]

Damn, I don't have that much in my arsenal. Maybe because I don't have the DVDs. Um, lessee...

Dermot: I'm Hank's friend.
24: I find that hard to believe.
Dermot: Would you believe I'm Brock Sampson's long-lost son?
24: If that were the case, I don't think I would have caught you so easily.
Dermot: I couldn't run that fast, I had a lighter up my ass!
24: Okay, now I believe you're Hank's friend.

[Guynemer]

Dean beating the **** out of Dermot is one of my favorite TV moments of all time. [pummeling] "...and you're rude..." [continues pummeling and weeping]

[Elok]

I liked the "dab" sequence in Victor Echo November even better, though it is good to see Dean succeed at something. You feel so bad for him sometimes...

[Elok]

Also:

"Once again, Dr. Venture, you have cut decency to the quick, and left her to bleed in prostitute alley."
"PWOSTITUTE!"

"We've got a mystery to solve!"
"What mystery, what are you talking about, ma--OW!"
"The mystery of why I don't tie you to the back of my van and drag you along the road until you're nothing but a pelvis wearing a belt!"

Just remembered those.

[Guynemer]

I liked the "dab" sequence in Victor Echo November even better, though it is good to see Dean succeed at something. You feel so bad for him sometimes...

Stop saying dab.





Hank: My pants are haunted! My pants are haunted! My pants are haunted!

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Hank: I am the Bat.
Doc: Yes, yes. You're THE BAT. And the Bat is the reason why we didn't take Best Group Costume... again! Last year, it was Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Bat! Oh, and how about the time we were the hard-rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and the Bat?!
Hank: The night is mine.

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Doc: Thank goodness, Hank's going to save us all. Oh, what are you so worried about? I can make another one. Hey, maybe he'll surprise us! He does get that kind of ******-stength when he's all worked up.