Scary Banana

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Just a surprise glimpse of a banana can cause the children's worker to hyperventilate, sweat profusely and even vomit.

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The single mother has since been forced to dodge bananas in shops and turn a blind eye to them in the fruit bowl at friend's houses.

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Fran even struggles to read a book to her son Harrison, two, because she worries that a banana could pop up at any point in the story.

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Worst of all is the fact that Harrison loves bananas.

Fran said: 'Harrison really likes them, which has put me in a tricky situation.

'I have to use a blanket to pick them up and put them in the trolley and then when I am at home I have to wear rubber gloves and use a tea towel to open one and give it to him.

'I am quite proud of the fact that I can give them to Harrison. Two and a half years go no way I would have even touched one with gloves on.

'I might be able to just about feed them to my son, but I can safely say that I am never ever going to eat one.'

Read more: Bananazilla

[DaShi]

And yet you omit the best line:

'I climbed into bed and as I lay down I felt this thing horrible slimy underneath my body. I had no idea what is was, but it frightened the life out of me.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

that was the reward for those who read

[DaShi]

Don't be silly. People here can't read.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

reading is overrated

[BeBMan]

All we need is smilies

'Specially the thumbs thingies.

[OneFootInTheGrave]