If You Were Going To Be Another Colo(u)r, What Would You Choose?

[DaShi]

I'll point out one obvious thing that shows that, while a humorous article, it's bull****.
Baby Smurfs. It says there was no nudity. Explain baby Smurfs then.

No, don't. Just name your choice.

Smurfs are asexual.

[Elok]

Actually, the commune theory might explain why Smurfette is the only girl. She's the only one allowed to reproduce, perhaps?

[SlowwHand]

What a bunch of dorks. This thread isn't about criticizing my choice, nor is about Smurfs and speculation about their sexual agendas, or if Smurfette is a camp following whore.
Pick a color. It's a pretty simple question.

[DaShi]

Actually, the commune theory might explain why Smurfette is the only girl. She's the only one allowed to reproduce, perhaps?

Ronald Fisher: Beer and *****. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't ****.
Sean Smith: That's bull****. Smurfette ****s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She ****s them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

[MRT144]

Why would I want to be another colo(u)r? I'm white.

Bingo Bango Bongo.

[N35t0r]

invisible.

[Elok]

Yeah, here's another vote for staying a cracker. It's just the practical, don't-get-pulled-over-for-no-reason choice.