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Obviously, the merest hint of an English accent leaves any American woman wetter than a bag of slugs, but it's the build-up to that point which might be tricky.
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Obviously, the merest hint of an English accent leaves any American woman wetter than a bag of slugs, but it's the build-up to that point which might be tricky.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland -
There are two sure-fire options here, both repeatedly shown to work through a lengthy series of experiments:
a) Do some building work/any kind of household repairs at her residence;
b) Deliver pizza to/perform a survey at/ask to borrow a cup of sugar from same residence. -
Repeat after Leslie Philips..."Well hellloooooo!"Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Ask aneeshm. He has tried and tested techniques
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Don't tell me- he asks permission from his parents and hers?
That's foreplay in India.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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You're painting in overly broad strokes there--it has to be the right English accent. Try going up to a woman and sweet-talking in whatever accent it is Mick Jagger has, for example. Lacking Mick's fame and pocketbook, you probably won't get far.Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View PostComment
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I've heard Bugs in the Speak to the Nation thread. That accent isn't getting any women
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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what's your budget for this project?APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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Uh, it's pretty easy. First you just lift up your t-shirt, and then you put on your best skank face. Voila.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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That isn't a skank face... actually, that is a very odd face to have in that picture. She looks angry as ****"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Bull****. That's an "I want every veiny inch of it!" expression. You may be unfamiliar with it.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Pretty sure this is a shemale."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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She looks like a rude ****."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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That's definitely a shemale face. I know my shemales.
I've seen more feminine faces at drag shows. Take off the lipstick and give her a buzzcut, and it's a man.
She also has man-hips and thick calves."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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