Well she was miss Denmark, so its up to some higher authority than either you or me to define whether she is Danish or not
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison View PostShe doesn't look Danish to me.
Not all Danes are blonde, but most of them look like their faces are too small if you know what I mean, except for their big foreheads. Don't ask for a better explanation - just trust me, I'm an expert.
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Originally posted by Kitschum View PostOh but she does.
Not all Danes are blonde, but most of them look like their faces are too small if you know what I mean, except for their big foreheads. Don't ask for a better explanation - just trust me, I'm an expert.
And don't forget the pig eyes! Btw, the danish genome is estimated to be about 10-15% porcine. It is believed that this stems from either
a) The refusal of danish women to engage in intercourse with their unhygienic husbands after returning home from raiding Britain et al., thus forcing them to find less demanding partners, and/or
b) Danish women seeking intimacy in other places while their husbands were away on said raids.
Although the issue has been debated in Denmark for a long time, it remains unresolved and has caused significant tensions across the gender line.The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
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