Things That Make Canada Look Tough

[Drake Tungsten]

Air Force personnel are too smart and valuable to waste on things like kicking in doors. That's a job for the dumb grunts.

[Al B. Sure!]

Also no. The Air Forces requires a 55, the Navy requires a 35, and the Army and Marines both require a 31 for their incoming cannon-fodder.

They just changed that then or Wikipedia is wrong.

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/asvabminimum.htm

Air Force

ASVAB Score - Air Force recruits must score at least 36 points the 99-point ASVAB (Note: The "Overall" ASVAB Score is known as the "AFQT Score," or "Armed Forces Qualification Test Score"). Exceptions are made, however, for a handful of high school graduates who can score as low as 31. In actuality, the vast majority (over 70 percent) of those accepted for an Air Force enlistment score 50 or above.

I'd trust First Sergeant Rod Powers over Wikipedia unless it was a recent change.

Rod Powers is a retired Air Force First Sergeant with 22 years of active duty service.
Experience:

Rod has covered the US Military for About.com since 1999. He is the author of ASVAB for Dummies, Barrons' Officer Candidate School Tests, and Veterans Benefits for Dummies. His next book, ASVAB AFQT for Dummies, is scheduled to be published at the end of the year. Rod is wholly familiar with military life, having been stationed or deployed to several bases around the world during his 22 years of service. His military decorations include the Meritorious Service Medal with three oak-leaf clusters.

[Dinner]

These ****s are truly the brainless cannon-fodder of the US Armed Forces!

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Huh? the chair force never leaves base on deployment. They're the biggest *****es out there. Oh, and the jar heads are jar heads mainly because they're too stupid to make it through life doing anything else.

BTW the ASVB is a joke; I got a perfect 99.

[Al B. Sure!]

http://www.military.com/ASVAB/0,,ASVAB_Explained1.html

Military.com says 36 as well. Wikipedia is full of ****:

Service Branch Required AFQT Score*
Army 31
Navy 35
Marines 31
Air Force 36
Coast Guard 45

[Al B. Sure!]

Huh? the chair force never leaves base on deployment. They're the biggest *****es out there. Oh, and the jar heads are jar heads mainly because they're too stupid to make it through life doing anything else.

BTW the ASVB is a joke; I got a perfect 99.

Oh great. You would chime in, wouldn't you?

[Drake Tungsten]

Oerdin's right; even he's too smart to be a Marine.

[Al B. Sure!]

Too stupid to make it through life doing anything else? Gee, let me see some Marines...

One of the several astronauts who served in the Marine Corps (not to mention John ****ing Glenn, the first American to orbit the earth!)


Athletes:




Judge:


Businessman/Politician:


And I'm only up to the letter C... and picking some of the most notable ones.

[Drake Tungsten]

I don't recognize any of those people.

[Al B. Sure!]

I don't recognize any of those people.

Only shows how retarded you are. The astronaut you shouldn't recognize. He was just one of many who happened to have a last name that started with an A. John Glenn would've been better.

So you don't know who Jon Corzine, former governor of New Jersey and Senator and also the former chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, is?

You don't know who Judge Robert Bork is?

You don't know Roberto Clemente?

Good grief, Drake. You're not a bright one, are you?

[Drake Tungsten]

I have better things to do with my time than memorize the faces of former jarheads.

[Al B. Sure!]

Starting with the back end of the alphabet...

Former governor of California, Pete Wilson:


Baseball superstar but, unfortunately, a racist, Ted Williams:


Who doesn't know Montel Williams?


Senator Jim Webb:



And that's only some of the W's.

[Kuciwalker]

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm responding to Oerdin's comment that Marines are incapable of doing anything else with their lives than being soldiers by showing examples of Marines who have done other things with their lives.

[Boris Godunov]

Too stupid to make it through life doing anything else? Gee, let me see some Marines...

One of the several astronauts who served in the Marine Corps (not to mention John ****ing Glenn, the first American to orbit the earth!)

That is most definitely not John Glenn in that picture.

[Al B. Sure!]

Did I say it was? I just said I took the first Astronaut on the list whose name started with an A... I said later, John Glenn would've been a better example but I was just going off of the famous Marines whose last names start with the letters A, B, & C at the time.

That's what "Not to mention..." means. I never said I was showing John Glenn.