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Have some beer to help your muscles relax. As an added plus, it will also make you strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark 
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Don't move your head to the left. Problem solved.Originally posted by Barnabas View PostSpeaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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It is largely gone, the pain.I need a foot massageComment
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What did you do?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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SleepI need a foot massageComment
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Did you crick it whilst having a reacharound?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Immediately post on Poly and wait, possibly for weeks, before you take any action based solely on the opinions of what people say in the thradeOriginally posted by Brachy-Pride View Post
Order of the FlyComment
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As always - amputation.
It's the only way to be sure."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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