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    Titanic 2



    No word yet on if the ship is sunk by Mega Shark and/or Giant Octopus.
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  • #2
    What a retarded idea for a movie.
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    • #3
      No word yet on if the ship is sunk by Mega Shark and/or Giant Octopus.
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      • #4
        I'm puzzled by them saying it's sailing the same course when they have it as an American ship presumably sailing from America. Do they mean the same course but in reverse?
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        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          I'm puzzled by them saying it's sailing the same course when they have it as an American ship presumably sailing from America. Do they mean the same course but in reverse?
          Just because it's an American ship (presumably) doesn't mean they can't be sailing from Southampton. They'd probably have it built in Belfast at Harland & Wolff to get all the specifications as close to the original as possible. Most American crusie companies have their vessels built overseas, anyway.

          And are we really going to be picking at plot holes in this??
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          • #6
            Wait, this isn't a joke?

            Snakes on a Titanic
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            • #7
              I vote for Mega Shark.
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              • #8
                I thought this was going to be about "Carmen 2: Lost in Paris"
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by EPW View Post
                  I thought this was going to be about "Carmen 2"
                  There already was a Carmen 2

                  Carmen, A Hip Hopera:



                  Starring Beyonce, Mekhi Phifer, and Mos Def
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    Carmen, A Hip Hopera:
                    That would be more of a "reimagining" or "reboot" than a sequel. You'd have to consider Carmen Jones a sequel otherwise, which would technically mean this would be Carmen 3.

                    And get out.
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                    • #11
                      There was also the Oscar Hammerstein production, Carmen Jones which was also made into a 1954 film:



                      Damn you, Boris. Beating me to the punch.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.
                        What the ****?
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          The Wikipedia page for it is funny for a subtle reason:

                          Titanic 2 is an upcoming direct-to-DVD disaster, film by The Asylum, to be released on August 24, 2010, in the United States
                          Notice the comma after disaster
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            That's brilliant.
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                            • #15
                              So it's The Poseidon Adventure meets Titanic? And yet for some reason it's going straight to DVD...
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