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    MOSCOW - Dozens of Russians, many of them drunk, are drowning daily as they head to water to escape a heatwave, an emergencies ministry official said on Wednesday.

    Vodka-drinking groups — some with small children — can be seen at lakes and ponds in and around the Russian capital where the current three-week heatwave may set a record of 37 Celsius (98.6 Fahrenheit) this weekend.

    “Russia’s Emergencies Ministry is very worried by the current situation. In the last day alone, 49 people drowned (in Russia), including two children, Vadim Seryogin, a department head at the ministry, told a news conference.

    More than 1,200 people drowned across Russia in June this year, he said, including 233 between July 5 and July 12.

    “The majority of those drowned were drunk,” he said. “The children died because adults simply did not look after them.”

    Last week six children drowned in the Sea of Azov in southern Russia because the summer camp employees who were minding them were drunk.


    Weather forecasters say the heatwave will last another week.

    Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said on Tuesday the heat was a major problem for Russian agriculture, echoing concerns from Russia’s grain lobby, which said the country was undergoing the worst drought in 130 years of weather observations.

    The government imposed a state of emergency in 16 regions where the heat destroyed grains in an area the size of Portugal.

    The Kremlin also cancelled its trooping the colour ceremony on July 17, a tourist attraction held on Saturdays when soldiers in 19th century uniforms show off their horse-riding and arms handling skills.

    “Holding the ritual in such conditions may put in danger the health of all participants of the ceremony,” Itar-Tass news agency quoted a spokeswoman for the Federal Protection Service (FSO) as saying.

    Itar-TASS also quoted a spokesman for Russian land forces as saying that troops had suspended night exercises due to a high risk of fires that might be sparked by tracer bullets, incendiary projectiles and flares.


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    Didn't a bunch of old French people die a couple of years ago during a heat wave... without drowning?

    Why can't people manage them selves in hot weather?
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      Russia...they never can win.
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      • #4
        Anyone else getting server errors when trying to image search the putin shirtless pictures on Google? Error code 502. Also popping up this afternoon on YouTube.

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        • #5
          make sure you are typing "putin shirtless"... seems a lot of people are forgetting the r
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            I met Putin once in a fine dining setting. If Secret Service hadn't brought the radiation detectors I would not have agreed to be within a five mile radius

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            • #7
              Defend your country in a brutal winter? No problem.
              Survive a 98F heat wave? Epic fail.

              It's like finding out the aliens die when exposed to water.
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              • #8
                Global warming should pretty much finish them off.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                  Defend your country in a brutal winter? No problem.
                  Survive a 98F heat wave? Epic fail.

                  It's like finding out the aliens die when exposed to water.
                  Dude, people here don't have a/c. They have central heating instead.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by onodera View Post
                    Dude, people here don't have a/c. They have central heating instead.
                    Why are euros and russians always harping on not having A/C? Do they not have fans?
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                    • #11
                      We've got some...



                      But they just make us hot.

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                      • #12
                        How to keep cool in a football game?

                        Sit next to a fan.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                          Why are euros and russians always harping on not having A/C? Do they not have fans?
                          Maybe one day non-Americans will emerge from their third-world status and invent A/C. Perhaps that is what those Russians spies were after.
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                          • #14
                            Sad.

                            Any situation is bad if you're not prepared for it. As was asked, why would they normally have a/c? Why incur the expense?
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                            • #15
                              Wow Europeans are such pussies. Again with the "Oh my god! It's so hot! It's 95 F!" crap. That's typical summer weather across most of the US and there are plenty of people without air conditioners (I don't have one) but a good window fan and/or table fan and you're set in whatever room you're in.

                              As an aside, I have an East African friend and she complains about our weather here in Philly. It's too hot. You're from Africa!
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