George Steinbrenner Dead

[Asher]

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE OUTRAGED BY THAT! YOU DISLIKE MEN WHO WEAR CONDAMS TOO BIG FOR THEIR PENIS AS MUCH AS I DO! IT IMPRESSES NO ONE! DIRTY HARRY MAGNUM CONDAMS DO NOT MAKE YOUR PENIS BIGGER. IF ANYTHING THEY MAKE IT LOOK SMALLER! STOP SAYING THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE! THEY MUST ALSO BE GERMAN!

GET out of HERE, you and KUCIWALKER could write the BOOK on PEDIATRY

I agree completely, of course, with this synopsis. This is why I'm a proponent of marking penis length and circumference on the boxes of condoms. Down to half inch increments. Just to make it more embarrassing for shy men.