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  • Why do Conservatives love to torture and eat babies?

    ...not to mention raping whales, drop-kicking puppies, and taking Satan out to expensive candlelit dinners.

    Are they pure evil or just misunderstood?
    ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
    ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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    Both.
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    • #3
      Why do Conservatives love to torture and eat babies?


      Because they are working for Al Queda, and are ****ing delicious.

      ...not to mention raping whales,


      Because they dress like sluts.

      drop-kicking puppies,


      Gotta practice for the Eagles tryout somehow.

      and taking Satan out to expensive candlelit dinners.


      Because he only puts out when he is sufficiently romanced. Duh.
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        They are all the same. I once thought I had met one that was different, but caught him crushing kitten's heads in a nutcracker.
        ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
        ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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        • #5
          It helps them keep to their all protein diet.
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          • #6
            BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


            conservatives are going green, that's what is wrong with them

            Mr Cameron said he wanted to see what he called "green growth" - a combination of economic growth and a sustainable environment.

            "Some of the green lobby and a lot of the media tend to look at the environment and climate change as, look you've got a binary choice, you can either have economic growth or you can have a sustainable environment, and the truth is we've got to have both.

            "We've got to have green growth."
            Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
            GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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            • #7
              Greenism is inherently anti-growth.

              The reason why Conservatives like to torture and eat babies is because they find it fun.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Caligastia View Post
                ...not to mention raping whales, drop-kicking puppies, and taking Satan out to expensive candlelit dinners.

                Are they pure evil or just misunderstood?
                for money
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                • #9
                  well, because they are too stupid to recognize the value of good sex ed.
                  "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                  • #10
                    Why do Conservatives love to torture and eat babies?

                    Most of the conservatives are christians...
                    and doesn´t the bible say:
                    "Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones."?
                    (Psalm 137:9)
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                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                    • #11
                      Who doesn't harbor a secret fantasy to hug a toddler so tight its head pops off?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post

                        drop-kicking puppies,


                        Gotta practice for the Eagles tryout somehow.
                        You mean the Iggles?
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          Baby Back Ribs

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                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Must .... fight ... temptation!
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                              They're famous for saying something and meaning the complete opposite. FE, they don't like the homeless but are happy to toss people on the street by cutting unemployment benefits.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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