Things do to in Kansas City?

[Jonny]

I'll be working in Kansas City through the end of July. I've already been here for a few weeks and been around the town some, but I was wandering if y'all had any must-see things to suggest around here. From what I've seen so far, there's not exactly a lot standing out for a city of this size.

Although the barbecue I've tried so far has lived up to expectations.
And having Boulevard on draft everywhere

[Wezil]

Hire a hooker.

[Berzerker]

play golf?

[SlowwHand]

Eat barbecue.

[The Mad Monk]

Liberty Memorial -- National WWI Museum

Crown Center -- Heartland Theatre, Off-Center Theatre, various events, great retaurants

The Plaza -- restaurants and shopping

Downtown -- Sprint center, American Royal, Power & Light district, other spots

Also the Starlight Theatre, Unicorn theatre, New Dinner Theatre, Lyric Opera, Kansas City Repertory Theatre, Kansas City Ballet, Kansas city Symphony, Chiefs football, Royals Baseball, T-Bones Baseball, Wizards soccer, Mavericks hockey, Kansas City Zoo, load of parks, golf courses, water parks, historic sites, and museums.

Of course not all of it applies right now.

[Krill]

Die.

[Krill]

Or Leave. One of the two.

[MOBIUS]

Watch out for the Yellow Brick Road!

[The Mad Monk]

That would be Kansas, you twit.

[MOBIUS]

So? Are we talking about Kansas City in Kansas, or Kansas City on the border of Kansas? Both of them seem pretty ****ing closely related to Kansas if you ask me - in fact I'd even go so far as saying that the clue is in the name!

So my point stands. In fact, seeing as roads generally go to a place from a place, by comment about the Yellow Brick Road is even more pertinent now that you're questioning the location of Kansas City...

[The Mad Monk]

He said a city this size, clearly implying Missouri.

Of course, I wouldn't expect a welshman to understand such subtleties.

[MOBIUS]

He said a city this size, clearly implying Missouri.

It's on the ****ing border of Kansas you douche of Ben-like pedantic proportions!

Of course, I wouldn't expect a welshman to understand such subtleties.

Actually the one on the Kansas (basically the same city, thus rendering your argument all the more pedantically Ben-like) side of the border, is pretty big too...

But hey, yanks and sarcasm...

[The Mad Monk]

They had a shooting war across that border, don't you dare call them the same town!

[Japher]

http://www.grinderspizza.com/

[Kuciwalker]

Or Leave. One of the two.

Beat me to it