Jonah Hex

[Asher]

Turns out it's not a porn stars name, but a ****ing crappy movie.

It stars big name stars, based on a DC comic, and I just heard about it NOW? It's apparently god-awful.

Have there been any other good comic book movies other than the two recent Batman ones?

(If you say Spiderman you're dead to me)
((If you say Watchmen you're dead to me))
(((If you say X-Men you're dead to me)))

[Az]

two recent Batman ones

these were really good though.

Because they were not marketed for the lonely manchildren population as their exclusive client-base.

(OMG, Tim Burton! ZANY COSTUMES!!!11)

[a.kitman]

good: ironman, kick-ass, the mask, ghost world, watchmen(suck it).

decent: 300, v for vendeta, sin city, x-men.

also the blade series are watchable action movies.

[BeBMan]

Is it about Civ5?

[Sir Og]

Sin City

[Guynemer]

The first X-Men was decent, if not great. (Watchmen falls into that category as well.)

The second X-Men was, legitimately, the best comic book superhero movie ever made until the new Batman movies came out. This, in spite of Halle Berry--amazing!

The third X-Men was barely watchable. The Wolverine spinoff movie was so incredibly bad, it was highly watchable just for its badness.

[DRoseDARs]

But did it have Megan Fox?

[BlackCat]

Ghost Rider was quite entertaining - I couldn't stop laughing when he drove his bike up and down a skyscraper - besides that

[ColdWizard]

It stars big name stars, based on a DC comic, and I just heard about it NOW?

All of your tech gadgetry and yet you live in a cave.

[DinoDoc]

But did it have Megan Fox?

Given her level of acting ability only porn movies should star Megan Fox.

[Guynemer]

That.

Not only does she lack any acting ability to speak of, she also has all the raw charisma of a soft-boiled egg left next to a sunny window for three days.





As to other good comic book movies: the Hellboy movies are quite good, due in large part to its direction (del Toro rules), Ron Perlman, and Jeffrey Tambor. Hellboy and Abe singing Barry Manilow whilst inebriated remains the greatest scene in the history of comic book movies.

[Darius871]

That.

Not only does she lack any acting ability to speak of, she also has all the raw charisma of a soft-boiled egg left next to a sunny window for three days.

Not only that and that, but some of her "hot" poses have contributed in no small part to the duckface epidemic engulfing the earth...




(Fox is the first picture)

[Drake Tungsten]

I can't believe Asher doesn't like the first two X-Men movies. They're all about his people.

[Asher]

X-Men 2 wasn't bad, because it was EXTREMELY gay. still not a fan though

[Drake Tungsten]

Well, as long as you acknowledge the extreme gayness...