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    German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

    German students be so crazy.

    Tue Jun 15, 10:55 am ET

    BERLIN (Reuters) – A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

    German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

    "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

    The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.
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    How the **** do you escape on a bulldozer?
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    • #3
      And cats make better projectile weapons.
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      • #4
        Throwing the puppy at Hell's Angels is one thing... escaping on a stolen bulldozer is something entirely else
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        • #5
          adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.
          Since when do people with depression do awesome things?
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          • #6
            Next step of escalation will be torture using soft cushions!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
              How the **** do you escape on a bulldozer from the Hell's Angels?
              Better question. While the bulldozer was an odd choice, I'm having difficulty believing they simply gave up after a slow speed chase giving way to a foot chase after he bailed on the machine.
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              • #8
                A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
                Perhaps the greatest sentence ever written.
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                • #9
                  He should have thrown a mad kitteh at them.
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                  • #10
                    You forgot the pic.
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                    • #11
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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