Hey Oerdin, feeling peckish, 54" pizza

[Al B. Sure!]

Devin tha Dude... I think he's from Texas made a song called "She useta be" about a cheerleader in high school who he ran into 150 lbs and 10 years later...

I couldn't wait to go and tell all the niggas I went to school with
How she used to be look like "Ohhhh, damn!"
Now she looks like, "Oooh, ****!"
But before I picked up the phone, I sat back and thought
Maybe she got a problem and it wasn't her fault
So, I grabbed the number she gave me and used it
Wasn't no hard feelings, had to call her to prove it
"Whasssup? This D? Whatcha doin'?"
She said, "I'm in the kitchen!"
"Fixin' some pork chops and chicken."
Stove Top Stuffin', macaroni and ham
With some purple whole peas and yams
I'm like "Damn!"
"How many kids you got?"
She said, "None."
"Where you live girl? ****! Here I come!"


He goes on to tap that just to say he did...

[Devin:] Yeah, man, but I had an old school picture man
[Devin:] I had it in my wallet, man, for so long
[Devin:] So as I was jukin' that head, I was
lookin' at that picture, man
[Guy 1:] Picturin' how she useta look
[Guy 1:] Had to hit it because she used to look good
[Guy 2:]'Cause she used to be fine



Still cute, she still got the same face
She still cute
She just got big ankles
Ankles wide

[SlowwHand]

He's from Houston.

[Al B. Sure!]

Yeah. Houston.

Actual album cover:

[Al B. Sure!]

I googled 'peckish'. What is a guy from San Antonio doing using British terminology?

[Japher]

this thread has gone down a very bad path... very bad

[Al B. Sure!]

Japher, you enabled it to happen. It was your post that set off a chain of events that led to tales of obese women getting ****ed by skinny Black guys on toilets.

[SlowwHand]

A skinny Black guy that delivers for Domino's through the week.

[Dinner]

at Big mama's and Papa's Pizzeria in Hollywood, a few hours north of you.

http://36pizza.com/?page=42

Just saw it on the travel channel.
That is 54" by 54" square, 20.25 square feet of pizza
"Largest deliverable pizza in the world"
$200 plus tax.

I'll take it!

[Lefty Scaevola]

"Limited delivery area"













I have been waiting a day for the opportunity to post that.

[Dinner]

I'm willing to do pick up.

[Thoth]

at Big mama's and Papa's Pizzeria in Hollywood, a few hours north of you.

http://36pizza.com/?page=42

Just saw it on the travel channel.
That is 54" by 54" square, 20.25 square feet of pizza
"Largest deliverable pizza in the world"
$200 plus tax.

Holy ****. No wonder you Yanks are so goddam fat.

[Al B. Sure!]

Thoth:

Eating is only part of the problem... the other part is the abysmal lack of exercise.

[Thoth]

Thoth:

Eating is only part of the problem... the other part is the abysmal lack of exercise.

I know.

[oldfart] Back in my day, we didn't have Nintendo and the Internet, so we had to go outside to find our entertainment. We threw footballs around, played hockey, built forts and threw rocks at water-spiders. Not much danger of getting fat when you are physically active. The occasional broken arm was just part of the game.[/oldfart]

[Al B. Sure!]

Water-spiders?

I'm curious about football in Canada. I know you guys have the CFL but it doesn't seem to be anywhere near as popular as our NFL (although this may just be because of smaller markets up there) and it also doesn't seem like college football is too popular up there (although again, this may just be because of a different 'league' system and smaller markets). Or are you guys as into football as Americans are?

I'm also curious if the Buffalo Bills moving to Toronto (which has been getting a lot of talk the last few years) would, in your opinion, be viable.

[Thoth]

Water-spiders?

I'm curious about football in Canada. I know you guys have the CFL but it doesn't seem to be anywhere near as popular as our NFL (although this may just be because of smaller markets up there) and it also doesn't seem like college football is too popular up there (although again, this may just be because of a different 'league' system and smaller markets). Or are you guys as into football as Americans are?

Water-spiders: I'm not sure if they were acutally spiders, but they looked like spiders and they were an awful lot of fun to throw rocks at.

I'm also curious if the Buffalo Bills moving to Toronto (which has been getting a lot of talk the last few years) would, in your opinion, be viable.

When it is good (which is rare) CFL football is a lot more entertaining than NFL. With only 3 downs to make your 10 yards, the passing game is a lot more important than the rushing game. IMO, it's a lot more interesting to watch than the typical NFL "run 3 yards, rinse, repeat" game. OTOH, it's often bloody bad. I usually stick to watching the Grey Cup only.

As far as a viable NFL franchise in TO goes, I'm not sure. The CFL has a long history of failed franchises (google "Montreal Aluettes" or "Ottawa Rough Riders" for details). OTOH, the Toronto Argonauts have a large, loud and loyal fanbase, so a new franchise might have a chance. I wouldn't put my money on it though.