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Questions about Bob Evans
1. Where the **** is this restaurant chain from? The Bob Evans Farm is in Rio Grande, OH, corporate headquarters is apparently in Columbus, OH, but the menus are trademarked by "Bob Evans Restaurants of Michigan, LLC". You can't be from both Ohio and Michigan, so which one is it, Bob?
2. Where's the ****ing apostrophe? Is this Bob Evans' restaurant chain? Or did they really give a restaurant chain a first and last name? Leaving out a necessary apostrophe is the less retarded of the possible solutions, but it's certainly not something a real company like McDonald's would ever do.
3. Isn't this whole chain really kind of a ripoff of Tim Hortons? It's fine for the Canucks to have a slightly odd regional restaurant chain that lacks a possessive apostrophe in its name, but we really don't need that **** here in America, do we?
4. Why are Bob Evans restaurants only located in parts of America that suck? "Mid-Atlantic, Midwestern, and upper Southern states"? **** me...
2. Where's the ****ing apostrophe? Is this Bob Evans' restaurant chain? Or did they really give a restaurant chain a first and last name? Leaving out a necessary apostrophe is the less retarded of the possible solutions, but it's certainly not something a real company like McDonald's would ever do.
3. Isn't this whole chain really kind of a ripoff of Tim Hortons? It's fine for the Canucks to have a slightly odd regional restaurant chain that lacks a possessive apostrophe in its name, but we really don't need that **** here in America, do we?
4. Why are Bob Evans restaurants only located in parts of America that suck? "Mid-Atlantic, Midwestern, and upper Southern states"? **** me...
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