Urinating in the Thames

[Drake Tungsten]

10 downing st is like a mile and a half away, and constantly guarded by cops

Yeah, but it's really not that far off the main street. There's definitely a very slim chance that you could hop the fence and manage to get a few drops on the door before they taze you.

[Heraclitus]

3/8 of me is. None of it English.

What are you some sort of Frenchie

[Al B. Sure!]

Probably Welsh

[Heraclitus]

Its one thing to call someone French. But Welsh? Those are fighting words my in book.

[KrazyHorse]

10 downing st is like a mile and a half away, and constantly guarded by cops

Yeah, but it's really not that far off the main street. There's definitely a very slim chance that you could hop the fence and manage to get a few drops on the door before they taze you.

I couldn't tell if the street was completely fenced in or if there was still a pedestrian entrance.

The alternate plan would be to piss in a bottle and lob it at 10 downing.

[KrazyHorse]

What are you some sort of Frenchie

about 3/8 as well.

[Heraclitus]

So what's up with the 1/4 then? Native American? Irish? German? Jewish?

[KrazyHorse]

partly, partly Irish.

[Drake Tungsten]

The alternate plan would be to piss in a bottle and lob it at 10 downing.

I'll pay for 10 drinking sessions if you manage to hit the door this way.

[DaShi]

By the way, for any Brits out there: why the **** did I have to wander across the Thames to find myself a bar willing to serve a drink at 10:30 in the ****ing evening?

They usually run out of alcohol by then.

[SlowwHand]

He's leaving out the fact that he wanted a little umbrella. That was the problem. No one had any little umbrellas to stick in his drink.

[MOBIUS]

By the way, for any Brits out there: why the **** did I have to wander across the Thames to find myself a bar willing to serve a drink at 10:30 in the ****ing evening?

I'm guessing if you're right by St Pauls, it's because it's a business district that's empty once all the tourists go home. Is it London's fault you couldn't pick a decent part of town to stay in...?

Where did you end up, Doggetts Coat and Badge?

Pissing in the Thames - improving the water quality!

[azzaman333]

good to see someone is bringing some civility to britain

[Hauldren Collider]

Is there a general consensus here that the White House is a lot cooler than 10 Downing Street? Like, in terms of looks, not being a townhouse, being more of a fortress, and also being generally pretty awesome?

[onodera]

I broke wind in St Paul's. And St Peter's in Vatican.