God, it's easy to make money...

[rah]

ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD. His wife got a 50% salary increase. That does not mean she makes 100% of what he makes. SAT 750 math

Where did I say that she made 2x as him? I just stated that if my wife made 2x, I wouldn't be pissed or jealous, I'd be happy for her, AND ME.

I don't understand how a man can feel threatened just because his wife currently makes more money.

[Wiglaf]

RED HERRING! I am starting to think I am the only one here without attention defecit disorder or a perpetual seizure. You dangle bright lights in front of you people and you start flipping out like jeff goldblum. If you were in a court room you would spit all over the judge like Jack McCoy only you wouldn't be making half as much sense and the jury would not consist of EVERY ****ING MINORITY IN THE WORLD. It's fine, I respect you people but the main point here was that PROSAIC REFERS TO WORDS NOT NUMBERS. What do you do guaranteed?

[KrazyHorse]

Where did I say that she made 2x as him? I just stated that if my wife made 2x, I wouldn't be pissed or jealous, I'd be happy for her, AND ME.

I don't understand how a man can feel threatened just because his wife currently makes more money.

I don't feel threatened. I feel ANGRY.

[KrazyHorse]

Wiglaf, you ARE AN IDIOT. It was a METAMORPH. If your salary was ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE it would make you happy enough to WRITE POETRY. Since it is not, it is PROSAIC.

How ****ing STUPID can you get?

[Japher]

That sounds like a challenge.

[Kuciwalker]

PROSAIC DOES NOT MEAN "WRITTEN LIKE POETRY".

It means EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF THAT, i.e. IT IS AN ANTIMONY.

[Al B. Sure!]

Has anyone met Wiglaf before? If he's truly in the DC area, don't we have a couple DC posters?

[KrazyHorse]

Wiglaf cannot be met. Wiglaf can only be experienced through the filter of poly. If anybody were to meet wiglaf without this protection, he would immediately be destroyed by the awesome.

[Al B. Sure!]

Who's DL is he? Has that been figured out?

Come on... let me know. I'm a veteran Poly poster.

[Guynemer]

Wasn't she a librarian before?

She works IT in the county government.

[Kuciwalker]

Who's DL is he? Has that been figured out?

Come on... let me know. I'm a veteran Poly poster.

Drake's, obviously.

[KrazyHorse]

Sometimes Drake, sometimes Asher. There's a hint of a third ghost in the machine, but I'm not sure who it is...

[Al B. Sure!]

Drake, Asher... hmm... what other poster completes the triumvirate of smug smartassness?

[Kuciwalker]

Sometimes Drake, sometimes Asher. There's a hint of a third ghost in the machine, but I'm not sure who it is...

loin is the only poster on the site smart enough to hold it all together.

[Al B. Sure!]

loinburger posts a lot less than he used to. He used to comment on everything but I don't see im much now (and he's considerably less funny than he used to be). That could mean anything though with regards to Wiglaf.