Lineups are for losers

[Asher]

I'll let you think on it.

[Al B. Sure!]

Asher is a serial killer that butt rapes his victims then murders them? He's from Calgary, remember?

[Thoth]

Evolution in action.




X-post.....but the x-post works too.

[Wezil]

You're making that up.

I kid you not. Saw it with my own eyes.

Asher provides a similar example. People really are this stupid.

[N35t0r]

She won't pass on her genes anymore

[Wezil]

The best is as she realizes what she's done and leaves.

I thought the same thing but you don't actually see her leave.

I like to think she parked a couple rows over and carried on with her day.

[MrFun]

I kid you not. Saw it with my own eyes.

Asher provides a similar example. People really are this stupid.

And I was just beginning to restore my faith in humanity . . .

[Thoth]

Humanity is primarily composed of losers and douchebags. Having faith in it is doomed to failure.

[SlowwHand]

Yasmine Villasana isn’t blaming it on the alcohol, but Dallas police certainly are.

The Texas native was approaching a toll booth at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport when her car seemed to accelerate before hitting a divider and going airborne.

The incident was caught on tape in a 12-second video that immediately went viral.

According to a police report, Villasana said she only consumed "one cranberry and vodka last night."

Villasana claimed that she "had been rear-ended as she was approaching the Toll Plaza which caused her vehicle launch into the air, land on the roadway and catch on fire."


But police believe she was intoxicated and have charged the 22-year-old with drunk driving.

Images from the Dallas Observer show the car, post-crash, after it burst in flames.

No damage to the car's rear. She was toasted.