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  • What will Ben's next religion be?

    He's converted a couple times now, and I figure eventually the Catholic Church will sour on rape or pedophilia or whatever and so he'll have to jump ship again and find himself a new home. Post your speculations and justifications! Only please avoid mention of the Westboro Baptist Church, I'm pretty sure you have to be born into that. No poll included as I don't want to bias the results.
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    Scientology

    I can't wait for him to rant about Xenu!
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #3
      I would have said one of those Mormon marriage cults, but competition for women is quite fierce in them and so he would still die the only virgin.
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      • #4
        Radical Islam.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Thoth View Post
          Radical Islam.
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          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #6
            Radical Islam definitely.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              Has he been other than Catholic?
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                yes. Mennonite. As in what Amish are.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #9
                  I know what they are, but I don't think Ben was of that persuasion.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    He's also stated that he was an atheist, IIRC.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      He may have been at one time. Evidently, he got over it with a vengeance.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Well before converting to Mennonism, he was an atheist.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          Flip-flopper
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                          • #14
                            Maybe that's his core religion: radical flip-flopperism
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                            • #15
                              That seems to me the core religion for politicians. What happened to the separation?
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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