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My girlfriend doens't like me watching cable cinemax style soft porn on tv
My girlfriend doens't like me watching cable cinemax style soft porn on tv
I am 26 and have been doing that since I was a teenager, it was never an issue with previous girlfriends because they didn't live with me like the current girlfriend.
I watch porn with my SO. We provide running commentary on it.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
On the way home from a long mission a group of astronauts encounter a form of space fungus floating around so they grab a sample to study. Before long the ship's science officer (Delphine Pacific) is writhing around in heat smearing fungi slime all over her body and seducing the rest of the crew. Only its not really her at all because the fungus is ALIVE and it clones the body its inhabiting -- so instead of one sex craved Delphine Pacific there are really two. Sorta.
And naturally, once on earth, that's how the alien eludes the two Scully and Mulder types assigned to track it down: by changing identities from one well endowed beautiful B-movie actress to the next, rendering them with the wild urge to get nekkid and have sex RIGHT NOW.
Of course the infected bimbo has a psychological link with her alien clone, and in this case a psychosexual link as well. So when the clone is having sex the bimbo starts moaning and ripping her clothes off and rubbing herself all over. The key to catching the alien, then, is to drive around in a van with the infected nympho waiting for her to get even MORE horny while catching glimpses of street signs through the clone's eyes.
If she doesn't like your soft-core porn habit, showing her your leather-bondage-bestiality porn is probably a bad idea. Try getting a new girlfriend with better taste.
Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure
I think I speak for the half of Apolyton that is not homosexual when I say that we can not help you decide what to do without first being better informed; ie- we need to see what your girlfriend looks like.
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"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Take the traditional sensitive and caring commitment-focused man's approach. Watch serious art films from fine directors that speeak volumes about the human condition- that also, through happy coincidence, feature loads of eye-poppingly explicit sex.
Laz For example, I recall reading a review about a decade ago of a movie that made some serious point with long shots of Adam and Eve exploring each others' anatomy in a lake. Amusingly enough, they were cast as interracial for some pretentious reason nobody could fathom. Jet-black dude, small, translucently pale white girl. I can't recall what the name of the film was, though. More recently, I hear there's some movie called "Lust, Caution" that's pretty much porn with a thoughtful face on. That's if you like Asians. If your GF's really lazy, you can just tell her your current movies showed at Cannes and hope she doesn't Google.
More to the point, does she dislike the porn aspect of it, or the volumes it says about your poor taste that you watch people humping space mushrooms?
Well at the very least perhaps just don't watch it while she is around. That does seem kind of skivvy. Unless she's just not putting out, which would be a whole different issue.
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When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
Laz For example, I recall reading a review about a decade ago of a movie that made some serious point with long shots of Adam and Eve exploring each others' anatomy in a lake. Amusingly enough, they were cast as interracial for some pretentious reason nobody could fathom. Jet-black dude, small, translucently pale white girl. I can't recall what the name of the film was, though.
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