My So Called Life

[David Floyd]

Yep, having a night in tonight. I picked up a bottle of Rumplemintz, and I have some cold leftover pizza as well as some assorted snacks. Tonight's gonna be a good night

[Theben]

I regret opening this thread.

[David Floyd]

Because you don't also have Rumplemintz?

[Asher]

What kind of man drinks Rumple Minze? Jesus ****ing christ.

I'm watching the ****ing STANLEY CUP FINAL and drinking a dram of JW Green.

Suck it, Floyd.

[David Floyd]

You ***. The only reason you like hockey is because the players have no teeth and you think they would be good at blowing you. But your dick is so small I doubt you'd get hit with teeth from anyone, so it doesn't ****ing matter.

Go watch a real sport, you know, like competitive eating or something, and get a real drink. Christ on fire

[Asher]

Worst personal attack, ever.

Clearly the girly liqueur you're drinking robbed you of your manhood.

[David Floyd]

My manhood will be perfectly fine, just as soon as I convince this girl I met on Craigslist to come over and blow me while I watch Sportscenter. She says she's into that, as long as I email her on this other site just so she knows I'm safe. Joining now, I'll let you know how it turns out...

[Asher]

Wow, picking up girls from craigslist. You continually impress.

[David Floyd]

I actually posted a Craigslist ad tonight. I think I'll report the responses I get. Here's the first one, verbatim:

there, you sound like what I might be searching for, maybe I'm what you're looking for and maybe not, we'll see I guess.

I'm 36, recently out of a relationship and looking to live a little. I'm a very bold and forward person and like to ask for what I want and not beat around the bush.

I live close to downtown in Austin so if you're in or close to the area let me know and we can meet for a drink, you will not be dissapointed.

I'm looking for pleasure only at this time.

Candice

[self biased]

dave, we coulda been the most awesome roomies. too bad i was pretty much banned from interacting with other polytubbies while i was already in texas the first time.

[Wiglaf]

What is really sad is Floyd is falling for a blowjob spambot that is getting him to register to some mailing list.

Note to all posters: If you want to get legitimate blowjobs, the Youtube comments section is not as bad as it looks.

[David Floyd]

Wiglaf, after the blowjob your mom gave me at the strip club, where she was trying to get a job (but failed, because she's ugly), I don't think I could ever get off to a blowjob again. While ugly, your mom could suck off a corpse.

[David Floyd]

Another gem of a response:

what do you purpose we mix with the rumplemintz with??? i was thinkin a creampie would go good with it...what do you think?

[David Floyd]

Question: What's a creampie, anyway? Asher, I assume you know.

[Asher]

It sounds like a woman thing.

Perhaps she is bloaty and bloody.